Me? Sarcastic? Never.

I'm Paige (in case the wasn't obvious) I love acting and spending time with people who make me laugh and I'm hopelessly uncoordinated. Stay for a while?

[p-aaige]

me: *encounters something slightly difficult*

brain: you have to cry

me: why

brain: you gotta

[crowtrobot2001-deactivated20201]

Accurate

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stock98765]

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18

[pistachio-nacho-deactivated2020]

nice

[jeremyjordamn]

Corner of the Sky | Finale

[bucksexual]

marvel + breaking news

[whoson1st]

I swear, one of my favorite things about Captain America: The First Avenger, is the fact that Captain America was a stage name, and then the US Army basically just went “fuck it, keep the rank.”

[flashinfashioninpiration]

King & Queen of Mischief 🃏♣️♦️♠️♥️🎯

[sirredmayne]

I didn’t train to be an actor. I blagged my way into it, and I always feel I’m waiting to be found out. 

[lord-kitschener]

we did it, guys, we got Alabama to ban the straights

[teach-a-fish-how-to-man-deactiv]

[itsaubreylmfao]

*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns

[greelin]

endearing human being thing #12: when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a bottle dropping onto the floor followed by them swearing

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dantiloquent]

[partyomo]

Me every time I get a simple text from my bff: I fucking love this bitch more than all of creation

[fuckyeahtxtposts]

i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off