Perfection

Lauren ♥ 19 ♥ Boston

[opheillia-blog]

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

[theanti90smovement]

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

[kakochii]

[artspud]

[lusidar-deactivated20140910]

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

[trackmark]

*reflection walks away*

[beautifulurself]

[bastille]

bruno mars been woke since 2013 about my boy harambe😩😩 

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[kkiyomi-deactivated20140909]

Splash Mountain Photos

[scottman99]

YES

[mythologyhotspot-blog-deactivat]

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

[disneyprincess10]

still one of my all time favourite posts

[gh0stiiee]

this should be a new drawing challenge, draw the squad at splash mountain

[attackon-mysanity-blog]

I wish I could draw

We could be soul mates, we could be so great.

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[suspend]

[difficult]

I knew you would leave, but I still gave you all of me because I was hoping that for the first time in my life, someone would love me as much as I love them.

(via difficult)

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[ambiguities]

My love for you transcends the limits of stringing together mere letters to form syllables, that construct words to create sentences. Feelings are meant to be felt, not spoken. The best way I can demonstrate it is to love you, and for you to feel my love.

Melly (letter to the love of my life- 05/10/15)

[suspend]

Invest your love to someone who will make you cry because of happiness and not sadness.

Advice i gave to one of my followers (via suspend)