THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS

PO3, THE SCRYBE OF TECHNOLOGY

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[hounddogtracks]

Am I wrong about her having a mustache

[hounddogtracks]

Everybody keeps seeing our kid and telling us her stats. Can't any of you be normal and say she's cute instead of taking one look at her and telling me how many milometers long my daughter is. I don't care

[p0-3]

[terrorizingharebrain]

HELLO GOD!! IT'S ME, MAX!! I FOUND OUT YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR TEXT COLOR ON TUMBLR. YOU KNOW, THE DYING WEBSITE THAT MADE A DEAL WITH YOU TO LASTE THIS LONG???WE SURE HAVE A LOT OF LAUGHS BUT I WISH YOUDS GET BACK TO ME ABOUT HAVING ATLANTIS COME BACK TO WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN. I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR OUR KIDS!!!!

[p0-3]

NEVER COMPARE ME TO ANY FOUR FOOTED BEAST.

[p0-3]

HE THINKS SAYING “HATER” IS THE END ALL BE ALL TO ANY ARGUMENT.

[hounddogtracks]

Considering you seem to teleport into our house whenever we turn on bejeweled or Madagascar (2003) or whatever what choice do you even have. I'm going to put our kid in a crib and turn on barnyard and when you're suddenly in the corner staring balefully at the screen what're you gonna do? Run? Turn it off? You've got no legs. Idiot. You'll sit, and you'll watch barnyard, and you'll like it, and you'll call us if our child starts hacking up a Lego or something.

[p0-3]

I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

[hounddogtracks]

That guys got no legs but boy he knows how to tear apart doogal the movie and if there's anything I want our child to know, it's what a cinematic disaster doogal (2007) was.

[princeofboars]

((when your friend group becomes a smaller and smaller echo chamber of bullies and bigots because you are so dedicated to jacking off to freak shit and defending the creation and dissemination of cp and incest porn

[strawberry-s0ap]

pool liminal spaces 🚿

[p0-3]

IMAGINE GETTING BODIED BY BURIAL TREE WATCHDOG BECAUSE YOU’RE FAT ROLLING AND ATTACKING AT DISADVANTAGE AND NOT REALIZING YOURE LITERALLY FIGHTING THE TUTORIAL BOSS.

[p0-3]

((non-roleplay blogs please do not reblog my posts!!!!!!! especially my in character posts!!!!!

[horsefriend]

this comment on an unlisted zulli video really got me, i have to admit  

[ilajue]

[hounddogtracks]

By 'revenge of zuma sucks' what poe means is 'why hasn't Sam invited me to his house recently to watch him play zuma'.

[p0-3]

THAT WAS THE OG ZUMA. THIS NEW SHIT BLOWS. TOO MANY SOUND EFFECTS. THE FROG’S SMUG AURA MOCKS ME.

[hounddogtracks]

It’s me!

[hounddogtracks]

It's me! Morning edition!

[p0-3]

THIS SUCKS.