how do I make the text bigger on my phone

(ic rp blog for Sam from the rabbit and the dog game )

[murderfly]

GOING TO REFRAIN FROM DRINKING WATER FOR SEVERAL DAYS STRAIGHT SO THAT WHEN I TAKE A PISS ON MY NEMESIS’ LAWN IT KILLS HIS GRASS SO HARD THAT I MIGHT AS WELL OF SALTED THE EARTH

[cicadaland]

i HATE peeling oranges i HATE soup i HATE kitchens i HATE phoebe bridgers i HATE tenderness i HATE quirky graphic sweaters i HATE tote bags i HATE pdfs i HATE al pacino i HATE the inherent togetherness of being i HATE bruce springsteen i HATE the grocery store i HATE haunted houses i H

[evilscientist3]

thoughts on emails?

[cicadaland]

LOVE emails.

[hounddogtracks]

STILL sniffly.

[hounddogtracks]

I have so many good photographs of max. He only looks like a piece of betrodden roadkill in them sometimes.

[hounddogtracks]

You're all only safe for so long before I break out the wedding albums again

[hounddogtracks]

This morning I woke up and coughed up something that was the size of Max's freakishly enlargened head but now I seem to be completely healthy

[hounddogtracks]

My snout seems to exist only to get in the way of sleeping on my stomach and also to fill with mucus and snot on the off chance I happen to breathe in a stray germ. My immune system does not have the same can-do gumption my attitude has gleaned.

[clubsdeuce]

educate yourselves

[sailorbrazil]

these are all my children

[hounddogtracks]

Melancholy yet again

[flynn-rp-memes]

Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

[hounddogtracks]

All things considered I think my life has been somewhat normal recently.

[hounddogtracks]

Just googled my own name. Big mistake, everyone! Would highly recommend NOT doing that.

[hounddogtracks]

I don't actually remember what the hell max was doing the whole time we were in school. Being popular with the girls I suppose despite his best efforts to the contrary and complete lack of interest

[hounddogtracks]

Other reasons I got dumped in highschool:

1. I didn't realize It wasn't etiquette to invite max to come with us on a one month anniversary date to the movies (it was a movie he wanted to see in my defense)

2. I talked about max too much.

3. Shedding season

[hounddogtracks]

One time in highschool i dated a girl and she dumped me because she found out her mom was allergic to dogs. My psyche took weeks to recover. Max had to feed me pop tarts by crumbling them up and dropping them into my mouth. I was catatonic with heartbreak.

[hounddogtracks]

I should grow a mustache

[icarianarts]