ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇɴᴇɢᴀᴅᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ!

ᴇꜱᴛʀᴀɴ | ʜʏ/ʜʏᴍ | ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ᴡʜᴏꜱᴇ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ꜱᴘᴀʀᴋꜱ ᴀ ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ!

[p0ppys33dmuff1n]

Feeling Bad™️ mentally so going into digital hibernation for an unspecified amount of time

[p0ppys33dmuff1n]

I need one of the hammers they use at the doctor's office to test your reflexes and just hit my joints with it over and over again. I think that'd fix most of my discomfort

[unbelievablekats]

Felt weird and now its everyones problem

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[seadieking]

[writinginthesecrettrees]

Currently thinking of Dean Smith and Sam Wesson fuckin' nasty in the bathroom, and Dean asks Sam "hey, uh... can you do something kinda out there for me?"

And Sam's willing to do just about anything if Dean will keep hitting his prostate like that so he says "whaddaya want?"

"Can you pretend I'm your brother?" is mumbled out, but Sam understands just fine, and it turns him on even more.

"Fuck, yeah. Fuck me so good, big brother, love your dick so much."

And Dean gasps out "Oh, fuck, Sammy. Baby brother," and bites the back of Sam's neck as he comes.

(and somewhere in Heaven, Zachariah is slamming his head against a wall at the realization that even without knowing it's incest, the damn Winchesters made it incest)

[samsbrowncarhartt]

One of my fav authors just said in their authors note that Sam and Dean retire from hunting like Hayao Miyazaki retires from film making. Which is literally soooo perfect…

Like they are DONE. They are OVER IT. Dean gets a job at a garage and watches too much Food Network. Sam’s working on a dissertation on American folklore. And then he’s conducting an oral history section of his thesis and the “Sasquatch” sighting his subject is describing is REALLY starting to sound like a wendigo….

And of course there are other hunters and they could pass it off. But they’re so close and they basically did all the research already and the undergrad Sam hired for help w interview transcription is just gonna keep poking her nose in it if it doesn’t get taken care of soon.

Anyways, this is the last one. After this, they’re DONE. For real this time.

[wincestmaxxing]

you're laughing. your baby brother is having morning sickness because you impregnated him & you're laughing.

[sisterblood]

im so obsessed with how, in any dean ship that isn't wincest, the amulet dangles, dominating the scene. Sam isn't here but he is, he is always with dean including when he's fucking and Sam KNOWS it, has always known it. it's like chekovs gun but for incest

[erotically-co-dependent]

samdean sex tape that starts with the camera shaking and dean removing his hand from in front of the lens to reveal the dim motel room where sam is sprawled against the headboard. the audio crackling as dean says, “camera’s off sammy, relax” and walks to the bed. the audio catches sam’s protests before dean cuts him off again, “jesus sammy, I said the fuckin’ camera’s off, c’mon”

[gothicsammy]

this fanfic shit easy as hell

[p0ppys33dmuff1n]

Poor lil baby. Found it in the grass crying at me for food. Nest was too high up for anyone to reach so I brought it in and we took care of it until it passed. It got some nice mashed bananas and was warm when it passed.

[ihatebisexualmen2]

And this two faced bitch is seeing twice as many stars as usual

[ohabeeeeeee]

fun fact! you can imagine characters to songs! but watch out

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[anjio00]

Derlord lock tf in PLS 🙏 😭