Mimes

“Turn it off, forget it.” ❔️❕️

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

Shakespeare isn’t looking over your shoulder because you used the word indefinitely or precautionary

[liahasnoclue]

jellies

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

Window shopping is so fun to me like yes show me all the things I could have if I didn’t need to buy food and water

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

So she washed the shirt I have that still smelt like him

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Why can I actually not do anything right with simple instructions like I just wanted to make brownies and they're blacker then the pan I put them in

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

“Excuse me Mrs. Lady may I?”

Wrap it up.

#myminionman better have a vocal role in the next movie

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

Feel the doom impending cuz stupidity is #trending

[snowfawn777]

oh to be a deer in the winter time, it's where i belong

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

If the second you get mad or overwhelmed your first instinct is to say horrific things about the people who love you I really don’t have anything to say.

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

"Who goes to see toy story at 10 pm??" Oh buddy do I have a story for you

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

Just know I’ll have some form of a sea creature on my body by my 20th birthday and know I’m terribly scared of the ocean

[p0rcelainwashedblue]

Aw yuta. Aww yuutaa. awhhhh yuuuttaaa! so cute!

[barbies-modern-cousin]

obviously nana is not categorically a yuri but if you're gonna call it queerbait i'm afraid you're about as smart as an earthworm. this is a manga that damn near beats you across the head about how this is a story about compulsory heterosexuality and how women’s relationships are informed by patriarchy.

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[mosertone]

[lefthandswing]

can we Kpop-ify 90s bands? newjeans and nirvana would be cool

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

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