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Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser so im aware that this whole “removing” the composition wasn’t been done Mr.O’Connor??. Because it seems that the other one is successful in being Mr.portman lover

BIRD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

I'm perfectly calm.

DO NOT

FUCKING

RUIN THIS

DAY FOR

ME!!!!

( I have a perfectly good day planned and I’m not letting you RUIN IT )

Yeah, yeah, keep your stupid plan and your stupid boyfriend. He's ugly anyway. Got them bug eyes.

If anyone needs me I'm getting drunk like I do every Valentine's day.

Gentlemen , gentlemen let’ calm down okay

How about you guys just talk it out and get in a polyamorous relationship and everyone can be happy okay??. The both of you can be with Jacob and Jacob can be with the both of you

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION!!

NO IT WASN’T!!!

You did not ask to be in a polyamorous relationship and even if you did you worded it like it was some transaction between us not a RELATIONSHIP

YES I DID??!!

I suggested that you open your relationship and continue to date Jake while I RESPECTFULLY and CHIVALROUSLY win his heart with my pretty face and irresistible charm.

That was always the plan (well, not always because I kidnapped him first but that's beside the point) but you either weren't listening or were too high to understand.

Just because I smoke some weed every now and then doesn’t mean I’m high 24/7 and last time I checked you wanted to kill me before you even suggested some kind of polyamory relationship??

Yeah, sorry about that. I was having a bad day, I probably wouldn't have actually killed you. Probably.

Good to know??…… but we genuinely need to figure this relationship shit out because at this point arguing isn’t helping. And Jacob would probably kill the both of us. So what do you bring to the relationship IF we open it??

Jake? Kill me? You're funny.

And IF you open your relationship, I would like to respectfully say that I intend to date Jake. Only Jake. And I will give him little presents and tell him I love him every day and comfort him when he has nightmares and we'll cuddle and go on dates and I'll even be a gentleman about it if you want and court him for at least a couple of weeks before I kiss him.

Listen I’m not trying to act like I have some ego. but let me remind you that Jacob can control killer animals/creatures that nobody can see but him. Those same killer animals/creatures will kill for him if it is NECESSARY so yes Jacob or his hollow can kill you Enoch

And I don’t need to know what you plan do to with Jacob because I ALREADY DO THAT WITH HIM!!!. That doesn’t make you special at ALL

w1ll14mth3bl00dy

idk if this is allowed since 1) its movieverse 2) day 14 was actually yesterday and 3) i havent contributed to the rest of peculiuary but here you go

day 14 favourite character have a tiny paper enoch

awww he so angry 🥰 he stick his lil tongue out 🥰 he so tiny and angry 🥰 what he so angry about 🥰

Why are you always in a bitchy/mad mood @that-bl00dy-dead-riser?? Do you ever look happy

h0ll0wgast

Now why is caul trying to be a match maker??

Because he's physically incapable of staying out of other people's pRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS!!

@the-godsofall

As much as I hate you I agree since this guy gives me the creeps…..

He's an evil child murderer.

What…..

Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser so im aware that this whole “removing” the composition wasn’t been done Mr.O’Connor??. Because it seems that the other one is successful in being Mr.portman lover

BIRD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

I'm perfectly calm.

DO NOT

FUCKING

RUIN THIS

DAY FOR

ME!!!!

( I have a perfectly good day planned and I’m not letting you RUIN IT )

Yeah, yeah, keep your stupid plan and your stupid boyfriend. He's ugly anyway. Got them bug eyes.

If anyone needs me I'm getting drunk like I do every Valentine's day.

Gentlemen , gentlemen let’ calm down okay

How about you guys just talk it out and get in a polyamorous relationship and everyone can be happy okay??. The both of you can be with Jacob and Jacob can be with the both of you

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION!!

NO IT WASN’T!!!

You did not ask to be in a polyamorous relationship and even if you did you worded it like it was some transaction between us not a RELATIONSHIP

YES I DID??!!

I suggested that you open your relationship and continue to date Jake while I RESPECTFULLY and CHIVALROUSLY win his heart with my pretty face and irresistible charm.

That was always the plan (well, not always because I kidnapped him first but that's beside the point) but you either weren't listening or were too high to understand.

Just because I smoke some weed every now and then doesn’t mean I’m high 24/7 and last time I checked you wanted to kill me before you even suggested some kind of polyamory relationship??

Yeah, sorry about that. I was having a bad day, I probably wouldn't have actually killed you. Probably.

h0ll0wgast

Now why is caul trying to be a match maker??

Because he's physically incapable of staying out of other people's pRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS!!

@the-godsofall

As much as I hate you I agree since this guy gives me the creeps…..

Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser so im aware that this whole “removing” the composition wasn’t been done Mr.O’Connor??. Because it seems that the other one is successful in being Mr.portman lover

BIRD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

I'm perfectly calm.

DO NOT

FUCKING

RUIN THIS

DAY FOR

ME!!!!

( I have a perfectly good day planned and I’m not letting you RUIN IT )

Yeah, yeah, keep your stupid plan and your stupid boyfriend. He's ugly anyway. Got them bug eyes.

If anyone needs me I'm getting drunk like I do every Valentine's day.

Gentlemen , gentlemen let’ calm down okay

How about you guys just talk it out and get in a polyamorous relationship and everyone can be happy okay??. The both of you can be with Jacob and Jacob can be with the both of you

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION!!

NO IT WASN’T!!!

You did not ask to be in a polyamorous relationship and even if you did you worded it like it was some transaction between us not a RELATIONSHIP

YES I DID??!!

I suggested that you open your relationship and continue to date Jake while I RESPECTFULLY and CHIVALROUSLY win his heart with my pretty face and irresistible charm.

That was always the plan (well, not always because I kidnapped him first but that's beside the point) but you either weren't listening or were too high to understand.

Just because I smoke some weed every now and then doesn’t mean I’m high 24/7 and last time I checked you wanted to kill me before you even suggested some kind of polyamory relationship??

Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser so im aware that this whole “removing” the composition wasn’t been done Mr.O’Connor??. Because it seems that the other one is successful in being Mr.portman lover

BIRD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

I'm perfectly calm.

DO NOT

FUCKING

RUIN THIS

DAY FOR

ME!!!!

( I have a perfectly good day planned and I’m not letting you RUIN IT )

Yeah, yeah, keep your stupid plan and your stupid boyfriend. He's ugly anyway. Got them bug eyes.

If anyone needs me I'm getting drunk like I do every Valentine's day.

Gentlemen , gentlemen let’ calm down okay

How about you guys just talk it out and get in a polyamorous relationship and everyone can be happy okay??. The both of you can be with Jacob and Jacob can be with the both of you

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION!!

NO IT WASN’T!!!

You did not ask to be in a polyamorous relationship and even if you did you worded it like it was some transaction between us not a RELATIONSHIP

Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

@that-bl00dy-dead-riser so im aware that this whole “removing” the composition wasn’t been done Mr.O’Connor??. Because it seems that the other one is successful in being Mr.portman lover

BIRD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

I'm perfectly calm.

DO NOT

FUCKING

RUIN THIS

DAY FOR

ME!!!!

( I have a perfectly good day planned and I’m not letting you RUIN IT )

#mphfpc rp #mphfpc #ricky pickering

Happy Valentine’s Day @h0llow-xpl0re , I already have plans for us so just be ready so I can pick you up

( I swear he better not ruin this for me )

What is a "ragebaiter"? Why was I told I would be an elite one? Is that a good thing?

Rage baiting is basically trying to piss someone off as a joke and not on purpose

Like how everyone says that fancy dressed kid looks good in purple

Sounds fun. And also, "that fancy dressed kid" has a name. It's Horace.

Alright good to know

( who names their kid Horace these days )

Excuse you, "Ricky". Horace is but a very noble and prestigious name! It was a generational name, my father passed it down to me...unlike the name "Richard".

Which I will have you know, in my language means "dick". You have no authority to talk about names.

Also, @p0t-sm0ker we're from the 1940's. So we were born in 1933 at latest. So names have changed sense the year we were born!

Ohhh, yeah I kinda forgot that you guys are older than you look

How do you forget that? Because I know that Jacob has told you multiple times before. And can you and @bestdressedpeculiar stop fighting over names? Please?

I mean it’s kinda hard to believe that a bunch of random kids that just appeared in my life are older than me by decades

Tell that to Horace because I’m not going to get disrespected by someone who doesn’t know me or my name AGAIN

Then fight with him on his own page. And how hard is it to believe that? Jacob believed it pretty quickly.

Claire…. @thelast-h0llowhunter & @h0llow-xpl0re believed in you guys because they weren’t MENTALLY OKAY!!!. I hope you know that he was dealing wirh grief , alcohol issues and a bunch of other stuff before he met you guys

I have a hard time believing in you guys because 1.im mentally & physically okay and 2.i didn’t get a heads up about you guys at all, You guys popped in my life when Jacob came back ( still mad that I was the last person told )

I'm 7, I didn't pay attention if they were mentally ok or not, I was too busy dealing with everything else happening. I'm still upset about being KIDNAPPED, you can deal with being the last person told.

Claire…. WTF

What are you even taking about

What is a "ragebaiter"? Why was I told I would be an elite one? Is that a good thing?

Rage baiting is basically trying to piss someone off as a joke and not on purpose

Like how everyone says that fancy dressed kid looks good in purple

Sounds fun. And also, "that fancy dressed kid" has a name. It's Horace.

Alright good to know

( who names their kid Horace these days )

Excuse you, "Ricky". Horace is but a very noble and prestigious name! It was a generational name, my father passed it down to me...unlike the name "Richard".

Which I will have you know, in my language means "dick". You have no authority to talk about names.

Also, @p0t-sm0ker we're from the 1940's. So we were born in 1933 at latest. So names have changed sense the year we were born!

Ohhh, yeah I kinda forgot that you guys are older than you look

How do you forget that? Because I know that Jacob has told you multiple times before. And can you and @bestdressedpeculiar stop fighting over names? Please?

I mean it’s kinda hard to believe that a bunch of random kids that just appeared in my life are older than me by decades

Tell that to Horace because I’m not going to get disrespected by someone who doesn’t know me or my name AGAIN

Then fight with him on his own page. And how hard is it to believe that? Jacob believed it pretty quickly.

What is a "ragebaiter"? Why was I told I would be an elite one? Is that a good thing?

Rage baiting is basically trying to piss someone off as a joke and not on purpose

Like how everyone says that fancy dressed kid looks good in purple

Sounds fun. And also, "that fancy dressed kid" has a name. It's Horace.

Alright good to know

( who names their kid Horace these days )

Excuse you, "Ricky". Horace is but a very noble and prestigious name! It was a generational name, my father passed it down to me...unlike the name "Richard".

Which I will have you know, in my language means "dick". You have no authority to talk about names.

Also, @p0t-sm0ker we're from the 1940's. So we were born in 1933 at latest. So names have changed sense the year we were born!

Ohhh, yeah I kinda forgot that you guys are older than you look

How do you forget that? Because I know that Jacob has told you multiple times before. And can you and @bestdressedpeculiar stop fighting over names? Please?

I mean it’s kinda hard to believe that a bunch of random kids that just appeared in my life are older than me by decades

Tell that to Horace because I’m not going to get disrespected by someone who doesn’t know me or my name AGAIN

#mphfpc #mphfpc rp #mphfpc shitpost #ricky pickering

POV: it’s the Super Bowl halftime show

Me seeing Green Day perform as the opener for the Super Bowl

Seeing bad bunny perform in the halftime show HE BROUGHT RICKY MARTIN!!!!

What is a "ragebaiter"? Why was I told I would be an elite one? Is that a good thing?

Rage baiting is basically trying to piss someone off as a joke and not on purpose

Like how everyone says that fancy dressed kid looks good in purple

Sounds fun. And also, "that fancy dressed kid" has a name. It's Horace.

Alright good to know

( who names their kid Horace these days )

Excuse you, "Ricky". Horace is but a very noble and prestigious name! It was a generational name, my father passed it down to me...unlike the name "Richard".

Which I will have you know, in my language means "dick". You have no authority to talk about names.

Okay listen up here you piece of shit I am at my limits with you and your friends or siblings bullshit

Also I don’t know who told you that my name is Richard??. It isn’t my name btw since my name is Ricardo. I have no shame having that name because I was named after famous boxer “Ricardo finito Lopez”

I wouldn’t be surprised if you don’t know who the guy is since he isn’t from your era of time

Goodness, no need to resort to such prophanity! I was simply stating my rebuttal to your insultation of my own name by providing context and sharing what I believed your name meant to my nationality.

Now, I am willing to admit fault in that I did merely assume your name based off of the nickname you have. As far as I am aware, my other friends AND siblings (it is a complicated system indeed) also believe your name is Richard. Jacob has not corrected us...although we all generally call you Ricky so I suppose he would not know...

Also, I am not aware of the man you mentioned. But to be frank, I am not too interested in boxing, for I am, "the fancy dressed kid". Boxing attire is quite atrocious.

#mphfpc rp #mphfpc #ricky pickering

Why did you and the others think my name was Richard?? How would I even get the name Ricky from that name??!. Even if my name was Richard my nickname would have been rich

Everything is atrocious in your eyes at this point Horace. Hell even doll clothes would be atrocious

What is a "ragebaiter"? Why was I told I would be an elite one? Is that a good thing?

Rage baiting is basically trying to piss someone off as a joke and not on purpose

Like how everyone says that fancy dressed kid looks good in purple

Sounds fun. And also, "that fancy dressed kid" has a name. It's Horace.

Alright good to know

( who names their kid Horace these days )

Excuse you, "Ricky". Horace is but a very noble and prestigious name! It was a generational name, my father passed it down to me...unlike the name "Richard".

Which I will have you know, in my language means "dick". You have no authority to talk about names.

Also, @p0t-sm0ker we're from the 1940's. So we were born in 1933 at latest. So names have changed sense the year we were born!

Ohhh, yeah I kinda forgot that you guys are older than you look

What is a "ragebaiter"? Why was I told I would be an elite one? Is that a good thing?

Rage baiting is basically trying to piss someone off as a joke and not on purpose

Like how everyone says that fancy dressed kid looks good in purple

Sounds fun. And also, "that fancy dressed kid" has a name. It's Horace.

Alright good to know

( who names their kid Horace these days )

Excuse you, "Ricky". Horace is but a very noble and prestigious name! It was a generational name, my father passed it down to me...unlike the name "Richard".

Which I will have you know, in my language means "dick". You have no authority to talk about names.

Okay listen up here you piece of shit I am at my limits with you and your friends or siblings bullshit

I wouldn’t be surprised if you don’t know who the guy is since he isn’t from your era of time