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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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Bow down to your king

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I can’t stop outdoing myself

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Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

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woah

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Wish I had the balls to make a career change like this.

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kathy with the scorching tea

OH LAWD’ HE COMIN

this video saved my life

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when she says “ooo” I die

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They aired this!!!

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I can’t

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I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea

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Always reblog

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memewhore

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Conquered

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Average Jean Colors Per State, 2018

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Jeography

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@kryptonians

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Here’s something cute

When lockdown happened in the UK it happened very suddenly. At the law firm I work at, our office building emptied overnight when everyone was told to work from home. No time to clear our desks, no time to bring office plants home.

Fast forward three and a half months - everyone assumes that their plants are dead.

But then! An email goes round! It’s turns out that one of our security guards is a florist, and -

-the security team has moved EVERY SINGLE PLANT from all 12 FLOORS of our office building into the cafeteria. It’s been turned into a temporary greenhouse. Cacti and succulents and spider plants and terrariums and potted ferns

AND! Each plant has been INDIVIDUALLY LABELLED by hand with post-it notes with name and desk location so the plants can go home after lockdown ends

To give some indication of the scale of the endeavour:

If you zoom into the centre right photo you can see one of our security team happily waving

The plants are being taken care of tenderly. They get sun and water and are spending happy times with other plant friends

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[id: a screen shot of a collage of pictures of plants. There are at least 13 pictures with more implied off screen. Some plants are in tiny pots, some are cacti, many are very tall in similar black ceramic pots, possibly from walkways or lobbies. Sticky notes of various colors are on all of them. Two of the pictures are the same: at the end of a two rows of tables absolutely packed full of ferny plants, a man in blue raises one hand over his head, waving.]/end id.

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