P0werSurg3

This is my blog. Actually less of a blog, more of a collection A collection of things I find funny or clever or inspirational and that I think others would appreciate. It does tend to revolve around fictional works, most often Marvel, Pokemon, and Doctor...

[pc98-rom]

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[cryptotheism]

if followers of jesus believed that jesus was real, then did he poop and pee like us normies?

It is generally held that yes. According to the Athanasian creed, the nature of Christ is one of hypostatic union. He is both fully man, and fully divine.

[asphodelimago]

Followup: Did he have that one dream where your teeth fall out?

[victusinveritas]

[cerebraljopper]

saying goodbye.

ted lasso // the good place

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

[smokefurball]

Jenny LeClue’s ‘you never forget the first time you see a dead body’ scene will always be famous to me

[randomdeinonychus]

Annabel Redd, from her Instagram.

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[lionfloss]

Aurora Borealis by Anatoly

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last night I conceived of a truly diabolical plan of pointless and petty evil and I shall have such fun putting it into action. a little birthday present to myself.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

so the evil plan was to invite my friend who Deeply Hates Boardgames™️ over for a little party and, once everyone was seated at the table, produce a copy of Dune Imperium and say “finally we have enough players!”

I was going to wait for their face to crumble in horror and dismay while I whined that I was a little birthday boy and I really wanted to play the game before I lifted the lid and revealed that it contained only a cake, at which point I would laugh maniacally

only instead of protesting, my poor sweet loyal friend only sighed in resignation and braced themself for a tedious board game… out of love for me… I literally bought two empty board game boxes for the express purpose of tormenting my best buddy and how am I rewarded for my troubles? with gentle indulgence and forgiveness. disgusting.

[parrishsrubberplant]

#and that friend was me. I was SO ready to suffer so you could be a special birthday boy habibi#ain’t nobody i’d suffer through a dune board game for aside from you.#I did FAR prefer the rum cake to board games though 🤣🤣🤣#friends tag

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

once again my evil plans were foiled by underestimating the Power of Love. classic blunder.

[machetesquirrel]

I’m just going to leave this here

[chosetoseethebestinyou]

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[mariacallous]

[vugust]

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

[vampiredaze]

IF 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WOMAN 👏🏼 LIKES 👏🏼 BEING 👏🏼 CHOKED 👏🏼 DURING 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 YOU'RE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 SQUEEZE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SIDES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 NECK 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FINGERS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 CRUSH 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 WINDPIPE 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PALM 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 IDIOT 👏🏼

[p0wersurg3]

IF 👏🏼 HE 👏🏼 HASN'T 👏🏼 DONE 👏🏼 THIS 👏🏼 BEFORE👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 SAY 👏🏼 CHOKE 👏🏼 ME 👏🏼 WTF👏🏼 IS 👏🏼 HE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 THINK? 👏🏼 COMMUNICATE 👏🏼 BETTER👏🏼 DON'T 👏🏼 GET 👏🏼 MAD 👏🏼 WHEN 👏🏼 HE 👏🏼 DOES 👏🏼 WHAT 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 ASK 👏🏼 FOR 👏🏼

[p0wersurg3]

Fledgling god ideas

Campaign Idea: the gods died long ago, but their domains demand avatars. Youth all over are finding themselves with powers that herald their admission to godhood.

If you were to create a character in this campaign, what domain would you choose and what would your level 1 power be?

Examples Water - Can fill small cups or other containers with water Time - Can reverse time for five seconds Clothing - Can make clothes grow/shrink by one size