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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
we're not kids anymore.

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welcome to my blog! i’m eli (he/him) ^_^
please read my carrd here before you follow
I’m also coaching robotics in the fall and all the kids are calling me Mr. E (like mystery) and they’re hilarious. They were so right when they said that 23 can be the worst year of your life (unemployed depressed and struggling w your health) and also the best (new job new state new friends)
teacher mode
Hi guys I’m a teacher now ^_^
and may god guide the seattle seahawks in their holy war against the diabolical new england patriots
Finding out there's a lego guy that loads of people want to fuck shouldn't be surprising but it's reallt funny when you see him
if no one has got me I know the Pitt's women got me can I get an amen?
THE PITT 1.13
Cassie McKay are you available and does Harrison need a 23 year old step dad
outa the way boys it's woman o'clock in the pitt
i’m stuck in da pitt i love da pitt!!
i heart women
Now, who wants to go first? WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A Knives Out Mystery 2025, dir. Rian Johnson
It's simply vomit inducing to learn that the "the US military is the largest polluter in the world" factoid only refers to the on-paper oil purchases of the US military and does not take into account all the myriad of other ways it pollutes, poisons, and actively destroys the Earth. It is polluting far past the point of it even being quantifiable. There is truly no greater threat to the whole globe, no greater evil, than the USA and its military.
whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
beg for your life, tennis boy
In “I bet on losing dogs” did you imagine the dogs were
racing
fighting
other (?)