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Conflict of Interest Part 2
9 months ago
Dick couldn't say he was in a particularly good mood when he got to the station, actually he was feeling pretty sour. The night before had been rough. Patrol pretty much went south that night after the comms went down. It normally wouldn't be much of a problem but then Damian got ambushed and fell down a sewer grate and nobody could find the kid for several hours. He was fine of course and he made those robbers wish they had chosen better career paths but having to make sure Bruce didn't strangle every crook that stood in his path to death while trying to find the little demon was more tiring than any world altering threat he ever faced.
This was the third time in the past week that the comms cut out. And after it's over, its as if nothing was ever wrong. Babs and Tim were pulling their hair out trying to figure out what could possibly be causing it but so far there were no leads that they haven't followed already and it was starting to look like switching to a new comms system wouldn't fix anything. As far as they could tell? Some sort of magic. But every magic user they knew claimed to have no part in it and when they tried to reverse whatever it was, they said there was nothing going on that they could reverse.
Either way, Dick maybe got a half an hour of sleep before he got called in to deal with one of his cases he was working with. He didn't really know much yet, all he really knew was that a woman's husband went missing and she was acting as though she knew more than she was letting on. Others in the station think she did it but he had asked to talk to her about it before coming to his own conclusion. What he wasn't expecting was the moment he said that, they dragged her out of her home for an interrogation and now he was rushing to the office to try to make sure she didn't sue for malpractice.
"She's in the room already Detective Grayson," he heard an officer say as he pushed his way through the precinct. He couldn't even begin to imagine the damage they might have caused. If she really did know something there was no way she was going to come clean about it now. And if she was innocent, there was a chance that this could have traumatized her more than before. Not to mention if she made a complaint about the treatment.
"I will handle her myself. We will be talking about this later Carl," he said before putting on a pleasant face to step inside. If there was one thing he learned from being Boy Wonder, it was how to smile when shit just hit the fan. And it very much just did.
Dick made his way to his seat, pulling out his chair and taking a seat. As of yet, he wasn't positive what her demeanor was so hopefully he could just play it off. He hadn't even gotten a chance to open the case file to look it over again. Which... he might as well do that now...
"Mrs...." he looked at the file. Oh yeah, he forgot this was the lady with the obviously fake name. Not a single goth woman in the world didn't know about the works of Edward Gorey. He's heard Jason rave about his books and his take on psychological horror, "Gorey. I'm sure you know why your here."
He looked up from the file to see her roll her eyes. It had been about a week since he had last seen her but... he couldn't help but take a good look at her. A product of training with Bruce for so long maybe. But he did. He took in the details.
She was a beautiful woman. That much didn't take effort to deduce. He may have been a detective but he was also a man. Her face was slender, her jaw sharp and her cheekbones high. She wore heavy makeup, a pale base with intricate, expertly done eyeliner and shadow, and a black lip with purple shimmer. It was smudged a bit, Dick guessed from the officers being more rough with her than they really needed to be. The purple in her lip brought out the natural color of her eyes. At first Dick assumed them to be contacts but no, those were naturally purple eyes. He had never seen anything like it and the first time they had met, he was taken aback by how beautifully haunting they looked. Like they held something inside that was far more ancient than the young woman in front of him.
She was dressed head to toe in black, lace adorning her neck and arms into bell sleeves that complimented her black corset decorated with subtle purple embellishments that made it shine. Her skirt was several layers of flowing fabrics, a black lacy belt on top of it all. Her body may have been remarkably small compared to other women he took notice in but he couldn't fault her for being slightly sickly when her file clearly stated she was chronically ill after some sort of incident that he couldn't quite find records on.
"You think I had something to do with my husband's disappearance," she replied, her voice calm, "You think I killed him."
Dick just studied her for a moment. It was sentences like that one that made others in the precinct think it was her. They didn't tell her anything about the fact that they believe he might have been murdered. Although given that look in her eye, he supposed it was something she could have deduced easily. This woman was smart. That, he could plainly see. Maybe that was what made him want to keep looking at her. She looked like she was reading him, trying to figure out what he was thinking. Just as he was doing with her. There was definitely some PR training of some sort within her, as her face gave away nothing he could use against her. But it also meant he couldn't do anything for her. He was going to have to change tactics.
After a moment, he ran a hand through his hair, putting on an apologetic smile, "I'm sorry, let's start over. My name is Detective Grayson. I'll be conducting the investigation on your husband's disappearance. I just had a couple of questions about what you remember and any details that you can provide that might help me move forward."
Dick watched as her lips curled into a smile, "Of if that's all you need, of course I'm happy to help. For a moment I was worried I was being charged with something." She was playing dumb. He could work with that for the moment but eventually he was going to have to wear her down at least a little. Because it was obvious from her demeanor that she knew something that she didn't want him to know. Unfortunately for her however, he was trained by someone far more efficient than any one in this police department.
"I'm sorry you were misled, what led you to that conclusion," he asked, leaning back in his chair to try and seem relaxed and unthreatening. If he could catch her in a lie, it would be much easier than having to watch her movements later on. He doubted she would take the bait, especially considering there was a lot of valid things to lead her to the conclusion that she was being seen as a suspect.
The woman shrugged, "Oh nothing. Just being cuffed to a table. And one of your officers took my cane." She held up her arms, her wrists getting snagged when the chains ran out of slack. She kept her face controlled but Dick could practically feel how smug she was internally. He had pretty much set her up for that one, albeit unintentionally. She was smart. Where most would have faltered, their minds drawing a blank when their guilt makes them unable to tell what they can say, she found a way to spin it on him. Which led back to that lawsuit problem he was trying to avoid.
Dick's face slipped a little. There was a camera in the room and the words were aid out loud. This was gonna be on a tape that the court might review later. Any sign that he personally had any sort of animosity with her could lead to a mistrial before he got a chance to say anything at all. A wave of guilt washed over him, taking a look at her restraints. He wasn't aware her chronic condition involved the need for a mobility aid. If it was true that they took it from her, that was sure cause for a lawsuit.
"I wasn't aware of your disability, I apologize for how my officers have treated you," he finally relented, waving a hand to the fake mirror behind him. He needed to fix the situation immediately while making it clear he did not ask them to do that, to build a rapport with her. Moments later, an officer was walking in with a set of keys and her cane.
The officer quickly unlocked her wrists, though it was obvious he wasn't happy about it. Dick was going to have to have a talk with him later. He watched as Mrs. Gorey graciously accepted her cane, leaning it against the table where she could easily access it, "Oh don't worry about me, tensions were high and I'm sure I wasn't as nice as I could have been." Dick would have almost disappointed if she hadn't put up a fight. That fire in her eyes was unmistakable.
He nodded, pretending to just accept her answer, "Is it alright if I go ahead and ask you a couple of questions then? I don't want to take up too much of your time. Which was true. Trying to keep her here for too long would be detrimental to the department if she were to file a suit. But on the flip side, he wanted some questions answered while she was here so that he could at least get some idea of what they were working with. When officers originally answered the 911 call, he had been off duty and he wasn't handed the case until after the fact, which he wasn't happy about.
Mrs. Gorey smiles sweetly, "Oh of course! Take all the time you need, I've got nowhere to be."
Dick could tell from the tightness in her jaw that was in fact not the case. She was probably in a hurry. But wherever it was she was trying to go, she had no plans of telling him about it. Which of course only made Dick more intrigued by the case.
He gave her a smile, and he knew that she knew he could see through her to an extent. But there was something he was missing and that part was what she was keeping locked up behind her mask. He could see her playful smirk behind her kind smiles, her gaze scanning him for answers he wasn't going to give her either.
"Well I feel like we should start from the beginning. I apologize, I know you've been over this already with the officers from the scene but I want to hear it from you rather than draw conclusions from a piece of paper," he explained, making sure he had on his best smile.
That was the moment her mask broke slightly, a real genuine pain on her face, "Yeah- of course we can go over it again. Do you want me to start at the beginning? When I reported him missing?"
Dick nodded.
Mrs. Gorey took a slightly shaky breath before she looked down at her hands, "Well... it was a few days ago. When I called. He just... never came home and I guess I got tired of waiting for him to come back." Dick watched as she refused to make eye contact, fidgeting with her wedding ring. She was obviously keeping some key details to herself but she was playing the part of a concerned wife well. And part of the pain in her eyes was real as far as he could tell. But not the uncertainty. She knew what happened, she just couldn't say.
Luckily for her, he was willing to work with that, "I see. Can you tell me why your husband left the house in the first place? Was there a fight or someplace specific he was going to?" He kept his voice gentle, hoping to coax some information out of her.
“D-um Bill left a lot. It wasn't because he didn't love me or because of fighting. It was just something he had to do and I understood. Sometimes he would be gone for a few days but he always came back. This time- it had been over a week so I guess I just assumed something must have gone wrong," she sighed.
Dick thought about that. She wasn't lying and that accounted for why it took so long for her to report him missing but that left more questions unanswered. Like why it was that he left so often if not because of marital disputes or why she very obviously stumbled over his name. Of course, he couldn't ask about the name thing yet, they didn't have enough of a rapport. But he could at least try to get more information about where he might have been going.
He took a moment to write down what she had said into his personal notes in the margins of the file before looking back up at her, "Did he say anything about his plans before he left?"
Mrs. Gorey's face changed to one of a bittersweet smile, "No, after I got hurt, he stopped telling me about it so he wouldn't worry me. He knew if he told me too much I would want to go with him and that doesn't really work given how I can't even walk without my cane anymore. He knew that the pain wouldn't take the fight out of me."
After the words left her mouth the room got a bit cold. Dick didn't mention it but he did take note of it. And how she looked over her shoulder for a moment as if she had seen something. She recovered from it quickly, acting as though she never saw anything. Which meant it was something he was going to have to circle back to. What he was more interested in was the mention of fighting. She spoke almost as if they were involved in something dangerous.
"Can I ask what you mean by fight? Is it related to how you got hurt," he asked.
"I'm not allowed to talk about that. It should be in my file." Mrs. Gorey's face clouded over, her walls back up. He believed her. But the problem was, it was in fact not in her file.
"I'm sorry, but I really shouldn't answer anything else..." she said as she carefully pulled herself to a stand, leaning on the table for support until she could grab her cane.
This was all he was going to get from her. Clearly he was going to have to do some research before asking her anything else. Something bigger was going on here and he was going to have to figure out what that was. But she wasn't going to give it to him and there was no reason to keep her here legally.
"Of course, I'm sorry. It seems our files are incomplete at the moment," he said, giving her an apologetic smile as he stood as well to help her. He reached his hand out so she could get her balance but before she could stop herself Dick noticed how she shied away from the physical contact. He put his hand back down.
"Have a nice day Mrs. Gorey."
And then she was gone.
….I did it againnnnn :)
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My babies!! They're so uptown girls coded ughh
YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU SEE THE VISION YOU GET IT OMG WAIT IM SO EXCITED MY HEARTRATE IS SKY HIGH RIGHT NOW
Bruce picking up the phone: Hello?
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Bruce: What?
Kidnapper: We have your son, and if you want him back alive you will do exactly as I say-
Bruce: Hold on. One. Two. Three. Four. Five....okay I just counted and all my sons are right in front of me.
Kidnapper: Don't think we're bluffing Mr. Wayne. We took the boy right from your gate! Don't believe me? Listen to this.
Danny: Hello?
Bruce realizing they have a small child: Hi buddy. My name is Bruce Wayne. Whats your?
Danny: My name is Phantom
Bruce: That's an interesting name. Can you tell me-
Kidnapper: Alright, that's enough. He's unharmed, as you heard, but that could change at any time. Unless you wire one million dollars to the following account.
Bruce: Let me grab a pen and paper. Im terrible with numbers and address.
Tim: Bruce said the code. Everyone start tracing the call!
Damian: Scream louder, Drake. I don't think the kidnappers heard you.
Bruce: Okay I'm ready. Where should I send the money?
Kidnapper: The account is-WHAT IS THAT!? *Group of men screaming*
Bruce: Hello? Hello?
Danny: Hello?
Bruce: Phantom?
Danny: Yeah
Bruce: Phantom what happened?
Danny: Well I was sitting in my cage, minding my own business while they finilized the sale, when out of no where this gaint crocodile man just popped out of the sewer and ate the people who kidnapped me. He then ripped open my cage, told me to go home and jumped back into the sewers.
Bruce: Killer Croc...
Danny: Yeah he was cool. I'm gonna follow him.
Bruce: No! Stay there! Nightwing is on his way.
Danny: Nah, I like crocodile man more. I'm gonna ask him to be my dad. Funny enough I was at Wayne Manor to find my actual dad!
Bruce horrified: What?
Danny: Yeah. I guess his name is Richard Grayson, and the mother of this body said he lived at Wayne Manor. But it doesn't matter, because I'm going to be Killer Croc Jr. Bye!
Bruce: Wait-!
Dick: What's wrong B? Are you alright?
Bruce: Everyone suit up, my grandson is in the sewer! We got to go!
Dick: That answered none of my questions.
Idk, made sense to me, Dick
god made me aromantic cuz if anyone asked if i’d still love them if they were a worm i’d be like no girl we wouldn’t know each other on account of i don’t tend to hang out with worms i’m not really a member of the worm community. so it wouldn’t work out i don’t think. but don’t worry there’s plenty of worms in the dirt as they say
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It takes one to know one and I certainly am one and therefore of i think you are one then I must know
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Oh you KNOW ball, Damian is so not taking his shit and House would love this guy. A dude who will not take his shit but still can follow orders (be so fr he was batmans subordinate [and son but yknow])
I just think they should make out sloppy style
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I think its really interesting that everyone wants to talk about their favorite characters but not their faults. Like someone was telling me they love Billy Loomis and I was like 'oh hell yeah let's talk about how interesting this little psycho was' and all they wanted to talk about was how he 'deserved better' and 'it was all Sydney's mom's fault, he wouldn't have been like that if she didnt have an affair with his dad' and like, using it all to excuse that he (billy) and Stu Macher brutally murdered their classmates (and also Mareen Prescott i believe) and seemed to have been having a grand time doingit. I can agree that Maureen Prescott and Hank Loomis' affair and the subsequent abandonment by his mother was the catalyst for his (Billy) spiral into insanity it was not an excuse not the soul reason for his issues. For it to have been the catalyst, anything of equal or potentially less magnitude could and likely would have set him off just the same. He was factually a terrible person, and logically (also psychologically apeaking) he would have always become what he was. You can enjoy evil characters and acknowledge that they are evil, i think its really wierd to be so defensive of an evil person to justify liking them. Idk im just yapping at this point but saying you love a psychopath and then blaming everyone else for his faults and acting as if he was a victim in everything he did? Kinda freaky, I kinda wanna study your brain babe. Like I said, fascinating. You really cant like them and know that its because of their faults or acknowledge that they have so many faults?
Example I'll use by way of myself. I really really like Alfred Pennyworth. He fascinates me, because hes a terrible person and still somehow good in some light. He clearly has attachments and he cares for people, but he also has a very violent and colorful history behind him. He's dramatic and you can very much tell who raised that hooligan (Bruce Wayne) because its so clearly reflected in Alfred. I could talk all day about Bruce and his Pile of Issues™️ but I dont actually have that much time. 'Bruce raised child soldiers' Yeah? So did Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth (ill never forget you Alfred Beagle💀). He was very present from the beginning in the creation of said child soldiers. No matter how reluctant he was at first, he still contributed heavily and willingly to the creation of Robin (all of them). You cant excuse that it was his job, Alfred has always been ok with telling Bruce how he sees it and how he disproves or approves. Oh I could really talk all day long about everything wrong with him but I had a point to make. I love Alfred Pennyworth because he is a bad person and his relationships with other Batman characters interests me. I say fascinating a lot i think but he truly is a very fascinating and complex character. The point was, if you like a bad character then you should then acknowledge that they are bad. You can like a bad character and not have to make them out to be angelic and virtuous. Another thing that I find so interesting is the way people angelicise Alfred like hes some soft caring grandfather/father figure for Bruce and his kids. He may very well be those things to them but he is by no means sweet or soft and warm. Of course I myself do enjoy consuming fanon dcu content of nearly all dcu characters, but I have a strong preference for canon Alfred simply because he is so interesting. Anyways, live, laugh, love Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth🫶❤️
Danny: Excuse me?
Jason: ?
Danny: I have a question. Are you single?
Jason unprepared someone is asking him and panicking: um, espanol?
Danny: Dang. *Pulls out phone* Translate " are you single" in Spanish.
Phone: Eres soltero?
Jason more panicked: Si, lo soy.
Phone: Yes I am.
Danny: Great! Would you like to go on a date with me?
Phone: Genial! Te gustaría salir conmigo?
Jason:....si, okay...
Six months later: *....*
Jason: By the way, when you meet my boyfriend be careful to only talk Spanish. He thinks I can't speak English.
Dick: What?
Jason: I panicked the first time he talked to me and too much time has gone by to correct him.
Dick: You've been dating for months!
Jason: Its too late but he is too cute to let go.
Its been six months, and at this point Google translate is their third😭💀
File BW on Clark Kent's recording device
Clark/Bruce, explicit, 3k words
Clark Kent interviews Bruce Wayne. This is the recording.
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[play file]
[00:00:00]
“Okay, I've just started the recording. I'll… I'll just place this on the coffee table between us, if that's okay… woah! Oops, corner of the rug.”
“Are you okay, Mr Kent? At least you didn’t fall, a man your size would do some real damage to my antique coffee table.”
“I’m fine now. Safely seated. Okay. And uhh, can you state one more time that you consent to having this recorded, Mr Wayne?”
“Can you cut things from that? I don't want to come across as dumb and I'm sure you'll ask me some hard questions.”
“Ah, not exactly. But you can tell me when something's off the record and I'll pause.”
“Alright. I consent.”
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This is a dialogue-only fic I wrote because I'm weird.
Read it here on AO3
This was kind of really beautiful and very easy to visualize. I love this, going in my notes app as a return to read. The smutty parts were also cool.
Jason: You know I was married once.
Bruce: You were what?
Jason: Yeah back when I lived on the streets. I had a husband, his name was Danny.
Dick: Wait, this was before you died? Before Bruce took you in!? You were a child!
Jason: Yeah it was a street marriage.
Alfred: What is a street marriage Master Jason?
Jason: Well you know how gangs have control of certain areas but leave some bubbles of gray areas alone?
Steph: Of course.
Duke: Those are my favoirte shade of gray.
Jason: Aren't they the best? Anyway those gray areas are call Street Neighborhoods and you could only get one if you were A. Strong. B. Well liked by all parties or C. Married. Street marriage is a partnership far beyond romance and flowery feelings. Its more about bringing your strength together and having someone as your sworn shield. Gangs respected that.
Damian: Sworn brothers or sisters in arms are a global honor I see. Good.
Jason: Well sort of, it was still considered a marriage. Back then gay marriage wasn't legal yet so it was respected by gangs to stick it to the government but it was also a means to controll us. Danny just realized it was our best bet as two scrawny kids out on the streets.
Tim: What happen to you Street Marriage fraud husband?
Jason: One day Danny got offered a job with a big time gang. He was so excited about the extra money but when I refused to join too he filed for divorce. *Pulls up shirt* See this stab scar? That was the court being in his favor.
Bruce: He STABBED you!?
Jason: Only lightly.
Dick: How does one stab lightly!?
Damian: They do it quickly, dont twist the handle once they breach your skin and leave the knife in.
Jason: Yeah. And they don't aim for anything deadly. Anyway Danny left the gang recently and reach out to me so he's coming over for dinner-
Bruce: WHAT!? NO HE IS NOT!
Alfred: Master Bruce, I didnt raise you to be homophobic.
Jason: Yeah Bruce, this isnt how you were raised.
Damian: How shameful of you Father, to hold such prejudice when everyone at the table is a member of the LGBT community.
Dick: What? I'm not-
Damian: Everyone.
Bruce: Thats not why! Also I'm not a member of the LGBT-
Damian: Everyone
Damian Wayne will make you Be Who You Are🫶
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Just the one for now, almost caught on last week, but im swift like a tiger and hid in a bush. Thank you for asking:)
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I slow clapped and shook my head fondly yes I did
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Me when I lie but its fine because he IS a special boy🫶
I think the most charming part about Tim Drake is that nobody can fix him, the boy is perpetually broken. And that is beautiful.
“i can fix him”
“i can make him worse”
good for you. i, however, can will fuck him so hard that he literally forgets he was ever fucked up.
Me @ jason todd