[dojacat]

Hey Goth Mutuals, Stay Hydrated

[ruinedchildhood]

[klubbhead]

[mabinatittyyy]

How about butt naked in some timbs

Have you ever stood in your mirror naked with some Tim’s on and a hat. Shit is hilarious

[woodmeat]

I do this and just sing ja rule acapella when I need to remind myself I’m that nigga

[godswerepoetsonce]

WHATWOULDIDOWITHOUTMYBAAAABAAAY!?

[i-am-a-fish]

Listen I know the whole tide pod thing was stupid and bad but I really, really need to share something with you all

[r-ver77]

What is it, thot

[i-am-a-fish]

fellas, it’s forbidden gogurt

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

catch me sucking on this like a gotdam mayonnaise packet

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

YOU SUCK ON MAYONNAISE PACKETS??????

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

like a goddamn gogurt!!!!

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

me: gee i sure wish someone would bring me a dream right now-

mr sandman:

[blacklimes]

Ghost type pokemon were far and away probably the mooost mentioned pokemon in my little survey–Gengar was definitely the number one most mentioned, with mimikyu, chandelure and aegislash giving him a run for his money.

So I drew this up! I like to imagine this is the newest Addams family style sit-com to hit the market~

[kaikyonojinbe]

@ouendanl

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[clarknokent]

At this point he tired of the charade, and i feel like some major world event will happen that will allow him to continue.

[peelingmandarins]

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

[earthdad]

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

[90skid-com]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[strangememories]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[kittens-jpg]

[pururin]

[mikaeled]

Cool.

[gym-fit]

[andhumanslovedstories]

do people hire Martin Freeman or does a writer type the sentence “CHARACTER is a white everyman thrust into a new world that he processes by blinking in befuddlement” and then Martin Freeman just manifests in a puff of smoke and ash

[rhube]

Reminder that Martin Freeman is actually pretty racist, which made it a kinda weird casting choice for Black Panther, for me. I’m guessing he didn’t go on about how he thinks Muslims look like terrorists, that multiculturalism ‘doesn’t help’, or use the N-word too much on set.