Re-watching Strive Another Story, and they put my man through the spaghetti extruder.
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Re-watching Strive Another Story, and they put my man through the spaghetti extruder.
jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?
the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]
northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...
the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]
SEMI-FINALS:
Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long/Blake Belladonna) (RWBY) vs. Mittens (Marckus/Kitten) (Hunter: The Parenting)
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I want to make more of these for more characters from ggst i already have ideas. Mmmmyes yummy ideas
Faust first bc hes special and i love him dearly
we used to make rage comics about how spoons will spray you with water if you wash them at the wrong angle. not anymore. now we just suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer
It's very strange how in the tumblr milieu "knight" is some kind of dog creature fueled only by the abstract concept of loyalty, who sometimes wears armor and has a dnd lawful good personality and is super susceptible to corruption for kink purposes. Basically zero overlap with what a knight was in the historical sense and only minimal overlap with what knights tend to be in popular media. It's a homebrewed archetype so mutated from its source material that if the word knight was replaced by a nonsense word in 99% of knightposting on here you would not guess that knights are even what is meant to be portrayed here. I can't say I'm unhappy with the development either, because if historical feudal mercenaries in service to landlords knew that in a few hundred years transgender women en masse would be likening them to tsundere doggirls they'd probably kill themselves and that's pretty good I think
i came up with a new meal i call it Heart Attack Cereal. Its the bits at the bottom of the nacho chip bag combined with the remnants of any dip you were having with them. The upside is it is a Fun way to clear out both the chips and the dip when they stop being convenient to eat with your hands. the downside is everything else
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From Kristina Amuan's Bluesky account. Felt like this needed to get spread around the HtP fandom.
stop giving hornet boobs and an ass in your horny art either love her flat carapace or leave her alone
if this isnt attractive then you dont deserve her
was perusing my gallery and found the most hysterical slide ever put to powerpoint, from a presentation on healthy studying we had in high school.
(on the right it says "25 minutes of work" and on the left "REWARD, 5-10 minutes of breaktime")
ah yes. I have Studied for 25 minutes and now it is time for Reward. 5-10 minutes of Hen.
redoing that gijinka lineup o yeah
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ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices
absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral
i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another
in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny
been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner
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My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.
You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.
The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.
Oh ye of little faith.
People across the street looking through the blinds, "Harold! Harold come quick, they're doing the chicken thing again!"
I can’t tell if this is the hunting instinct or food aggression, but either way it's fun.
That's me with an orange in the shower, not caring where the juices go but just enjoying the fruit. Tasted 10x better
do you ever just wake up, open tumblr and—
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I don't wanna talk about the amount of time i put into this stupid meme