welcome back bitches

Bee, 31, they/them. Enthusiastic about linguistics, Muppets, frogs, and dismantling the patriarchy.

[pablobeecaso]

Just did my Spotify wrapped and I am ashamed to admit

My #1 song was Take Me To The Beach by Imagine Dragons feat. Ado

I 100% blame @joy-crimes

[pablobeecaso]

Powerwash Sim 2 has a planetarium level and there's no Pluto.

0/10 stars don't buy this game

[pablobeecaso]

Oh, my first time getting high? I remember it like it was yesterday...

[dream sequence whole tone scale]

[it was yesterday. That's the joke]

[blondebrainpowered]

Prince Of Peace, 1960s

Jesus knocking on the New York United Nations building.

Done by 7th Day Adventist artist, Harry Anderson.

[sisterreisaid]

[pablobeecaso]

ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE

I'm pissing and shutting and cumming

[pablobeecaso]

I'm on Mad At You Island? Nono my friend I'm on Mad At ME Island. I fucking hate this idiot. I'm wearing a shirt that says "I'm with stupid" but it's a U-turn arrow

[bunniope]

performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

[pablobeecaso]

My Take on Pokemon Legends ZA (haven't completed the game yet, no spoilers) in no particular order

Good:

-fashion is back baybee

-real time combat is an interesting change, albeit with its own downsides

-lots of side quests with varied challenges

-I love running around with my pokemon, and collecting all the little sparkle items (which pick up automatically when you run over them)

-character designs are really neat

-catchable pokemon outside of the wild zones are really endearing, they just chillin

-shinies don't despawn (if it runs away it will respawn as shiny again)

Bad:

-tutorial was WAY too long, and it railroads you from exploring until you reach a certain point. Game freak I am BEGGING for a "I know how to play a fucking pokemon game" option

-map doesn't show ladders for roof access, only holovators

-a LOT of the side quests are just battles

-they got rid of the link cable item so the only way to evolve like 10 or 11 pokemon is trading

-character creation and PC's pronouns throughout the game are still gendered, as is the gender of your rival (although the clothes and hair aren't limited by gender)

-having a drink at a cafe doesn't actually show you drinking it which makes me feel like I'm wasting it (very small and personal issue)

-no wonder trade

-(avoiding spoilers) the story element with Vinnie feels so cheaty. Like yeah I guess without it things would take way longer but still

[pablobeecaso]

Sometimes I get frustrated with how much I dissociate but then I get trapped in the Depression Hole™️: Where Nothing Seems Enjoyable©️ and damn I would love some dissociating right about now

[playing-for-keeps]

teeth are the horses of the body

[playing-for-keeps]

ohhh look at me i’m not bones i’m Special Bones. i need Special Bone Expensive Insurance. sometimes the Special Bone Expensive Doctor just goes “yeah that’s fucked up” and you have to pay him anyway. don’t brush? gums recede. brush too hard? gums also recede. don’t floss? problems. floss? still problems! sometimes i’ll just break and die for no reason. lots of them at the kentucky derby

[pablobeecaso]

Gonna upgrade my clussy by getting an implant in my tdick so it honks when you squeeze it

[markatoto]

whats the best cuss word

100 percent it's "dipshit", most perfect combination of words ever

[teh-bi-dragon-slayer]

dicksneeze, knucklefucker, cocksock, assmunch, dickweed, etc

come on Mar you're better than "dipshit"

[markatoto]

you sound like an episode of hazbin hotel

[pablobeecaso]

I do quite enjoy "dicknips"

Thanks for that one, @chongoblog

[ozvani]

sugar we're going down is like. yes it's overplayed yes everyone has heard it a million times and then some. but it really truly never gets old. not ever. i could never get sick of it. sometimes it comes on and i'm like "ehh i don't know if i feel like it" but i let it play and i'm reminded just how deserving this song was of being THE song that skyrocketed fob to mainstream success. it really is That fucking good. purely iconic 2000s emo excellence. literally flawless song, 1000/10, no notes, i AM more than you bargained for and always will be, i love you forever fall out boy

[sergal]

big and cutes my me at you

[deinonychian]

#myme

[pablobeecaso]

Found a gem at half price books. Didn't buy it because I don't know German, but if it was in French you bet your ass it woulda come home with me

[pablobeecaso]

GAME DEVS LISTEN UP!!!!

If your game doesn't have a "fully dynamic onesie soilage system," WE DON'T WANT IT.

[punkitt-is-here]

mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!

[pablobeecaso]

As a fellow ADHD adult, this is so real. Another thing that helps me is getting creative. If you hate the way you "normally" do something? Change it! Hate minty toothpaste? Buy some raspberry flavored kids toothpaste! Don't have the spoons to shower? Get some baby wipes, or shower sitting down, or just rinse yourself off and get back out. Can't deal with dishes? Paper plates baby!! It's not lazy, it's accommodating yourself.