Pace

[transfem--2011x]

I want to play your game

that's a great idea you should 100% play my game

including you. yeah, i see you reading this. play my game.

[pacesonic]

Ok I will

[iam-god2011x]

Um dad.. what do I do?

Play his phone

[pacesonic]

But I don’t wanna..

[transfem--2011x]

Whats this? I found this in your phone…

i don't even know what that is but it's definitely not my phone

[pacesonic]

Ok good…

[iam-god2011x]

DAD I NEED YOU TO HELP ME. ALOT OF PEOPLE PUT A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD

WHAT DO I DO!?

GO INSIDE TO THE SECRET BASEMENT! YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS. I'M GRABBING THE SHOTGUN.

[pacesonic]

OK I WILL!

[iam-god2011x]

I have been offered super weed brownies about 50 of them to.. problem I ate them before they told me that they were weed.. got you some expensive wine on the side tho

Okay... Just sit down before the weed kicks in. I'll get you a bucket.

And thanks for the wine.

[pacesonic]

Sweeet… thanks pops..

[pacesonic]

HAPPY BIRGDAY BROTHER

THANK YOU!!

[iam-god2011x]

Did you invite everyone!?

Mhm! I did! People should be coming by now!

[pacesonic]

Ok! Im so happy for this day!

[sanstheskeletonbutidobackflips]

I'M HEREEE~~!!!!!

hello, son! happy birthday!!

hands you 20 gift boxes

🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🪅🪅🪅🎊🎊🎊🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

[pacesonic]

Who…. Who are you!? DAD who is this

[iam-god2011x]

shhh, just don’t look him in the eyes. He doesn’t see you if you don’t acknowledge him—

[pacesonic]

Ok if you say so

[iam-god2011x]

Did you invite everyone!?

Mhm! I did! People should be coming by now!

[pacesonic]

Ok! Im so happy for this day!

[sanstheskeletonbutidobackflips]

I'M HEREEE~~!!!!!

hello, son! happy birthday!!

hands you 20 gift boxes

🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🪅🪅🪅🎊🎊🎊🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

[pacesonic]

Who…. Who are you!? DAD who is this

[iam-god2011x]

Did you invite everyone!?

Mhm! I did! People should be coming by now!

[pacesonic]

Ok! Im so happy for this day!

[iam-god2011x]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! im so happy!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SON! I MADE SEVERAL CAKES BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHICH FLAVOR IS TOHR FAVORITE!

he points at a table covered in cakes. A concerning amount of cakes… did he even sleep?…

[pacesonic]

YAYYY also get some rest dad.. please thats my birthday wish… take a break

[iam-god2011x]

No! I am determined to spend the day with my son! Plus I chugged a few coffees so I’m good.

[pacesonic]

… alrighty if you say so

[iam-god2011x]

Soooo! Whatcha wanna do first? We can eat the many cakes, go out and buy some games, go bowling! We can even see the Michael Jackson movie! My wallet and the world is your oyster!

[pacesonic]

A super massive party! I invite everyone! Just don’t know most of them so can you do it for me please?

[iam-god2011x]

Got it! Let me just decorate the house!

[pacesonic]

Ok!

[iam-god2011x]

And by the way… your game is ass…. Sorry dad I was told I’d get 1k If I said that…

… son…. I will not ground you since you got money to do it…

give me 500.

[pacesonic]

… ok..

[iam-god2011x]

OH SHIT WAIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY FUCK NEVERMIND KEEP THE MONEY—

[pacesonic]

Heh you sure?

[iam-god2011x]

YES.

[pacesonic]

Ok

[iam-god2011x]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! im so happy!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SON! I MADE SEVERAL CAKES BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHICH FLAVOR IS TOHR FAVORITE!

he points at a table covered in cakes. A concerning amount of cakes… did he even sleep?…

[pacesonic]

YAYYY also get some rest dad.. please thats my birthday wish… take a break

[iam-god2011x]

No! I am determined to spend the day with my son! Plus I chugged a few coffees so I’m good.

[pacesonic]

… alrighty if you say so

[iam-god2011x]

Soooo! Whatcha wanna do first? We can eat the many cakes, go out and buy some games, go bowling! We can even see the Michael Jackson movie! My wallet and the world is your oyster!

[pacesonic]

A super massive party! I invite everyone! Just don’t know most of them so can you do it for me please?

[iam-god2011x]

And by the way… your game is ass…. Sorry dad I was told I’d get 1k If I said that…

… son…. I will not ground you since you got money to do it…

give me 500.

[pacesonic]

… ok..

[iam-god2011x]

OH SHIT WAIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY FUCK NEVERMIND KEEP THE MONEY—

[pacesonic]

Heh you sure?

[iam-god2011x]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! im so happy!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SON! I MADE SEVERAL CAKES BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHICH FLAVOR IS TOHR FAVORITE!

he points at a table covered in cakes. A concerning amount of cakes… did he even sleep?…

[pacesonic]

YAYYY also get some rest dad.. please thats my birthday wish… take a break

[iam-god2011x]

No! I am determined to spend the day with my son! Plus I chugged a few coffees so I’m good.

[pacesonic]

… alrighty if you say so

[iam-god2011x]

And by the way… your game is ass…. Sorry dad I was told I’d get 1k If I said that…

… son…. I will not ground you since you got money to do it…

give me 500.

[pacesonic]

… ok..

[iam-god2011x]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! im so happy!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SON! I MADE SEVERAL CAKES BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHICH FLAVOR IS TOHR FAVORITE!

he points at a table covered in cakes. A concerning amount of cakes… did he even sleep?…

[pacesonic]

YAYYY also get some rest dad.. please thats my birthday wish… take a break

[iam-god2011x]

Came back from ya know here’s your wine and such

*Pace hands him the stuff and looks absolutely drained*

oh you got the expensive stuff! Nice! Glad you had fun son!

…

you look tired. You could use a cup of tea. I’ll boil you some. You can tell me all about it over some.

[pacesonic]

Alrighty..