i physically cannot hurt minecraft mobs

ewwie | ace | minor | i have never killed a mc mob to eat it. i just cant yknow

[ghostorcism]

bee time

vintage pride flags by @tuskact5

[gay-slime]

Me: trying to sleep

Brain: what if Steve is blue text deity and Alex is green text deity because that’s the colors of their shirts and they were the gods all along, simply letting you use their re-spawnable bodies as a host to learn the lesson of life and love

Me:

[gay-slime]

What if Alex and Steve are the deities - and by killing the ender dragon and jumping into the portal, you allow them to finally re-enter the body, and you’re allowed to leave? But as most people know by that point you’ve come to love and respect the world you’ve created and wish to create more; thoroughly proving their point and they allow you to return and continue your life made of light!! Because they love you and adore everything you’ve done to the simple and empty world that once stood where you spawned!!!!!???!!!?!?!??

[gay-slime]

What if Steve and Alex are the deities and they love you and love everything you’ve created and they want to see you grow and expand your wonderful little life?!!!??? What if they create the wither to give you a new challenge to face and new friends to make and new places to see!!! All the updates to the game are Steve and Alex making you more and more to explore and more people to meet! They knew you were lonely so they made the villagers more responsive! They knew you grew weary of the empty desert so they made the temples! They knew you wanted to see more sea so they made the seaweed and the fish and the corals!!!

[owoweirdperson]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HERBRIONE?!

Why did they make that a thing?

[gay-slime]

They wanted you to have a BOYFRIEND!!!!!!

[rikacreature]

i downloaded a shader and now i dont think i can go back

[bi-baby-zombie]

Me, when @gay-slime rb's my post and i know full well im gonna get 200 more notes on a post about [:^) :

[gay-slime]

You are tumble funny, make me go haha. Gain subscriber.

[bi-baby-zombie]

[dead-blog-647456]

the minecraft emotion, as it were

[ubercharge]

[ this person made a sponge mod that clears all water ] and i am positively losing my mind at this shit

[lonely-void-flower]

Chibi is back at it again with some pretty minecraft screenshots! this time with a twist!

I edited 2 of these screenshots, Enjoy!

A reblog is always appreciated!

[void-adjacent-particles]

wow can’t believe mumbo’s actions, he really deserted sahara as soon as somethin went wrong

[endermine]

how to make pride beacons! i might make part 2 at some point

[ethoslab]

there really needs to be more minecraft wig reacts

[ethoslab]

[hewwocopter]

[alternativeleafeon]

so for an official introduction to this blog I will start with a very short story from an hour ago

simple, i was in a hot bath, and i got a sudden strong urge to make some mobs dummy thicc.

now i dont have photoshop or anything fancy but i fulfilled the urge as best as I could.

so

without further ado,

here is my creation

[endphantom]

finally finished the Aviary from JP3 (well it’s been finished for a while but i just put mobs in)

dinos: Pteranodon, Therizinosaurus, Gastornis, and Kelenken

[tearrful]

workin on a minestuck server

[torchpearl]

spot the moomin

[nature-and-chill]

I rebuild Jade’s Island in Minecraft :)

[grimolkin]

when the apocalypse comes everyone will be divided into factions based on how they pronounce herobrine

i pronounce it here-oh-bryne !

[missghouls]

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