you died!

i was a minecraft blog before it was cool i swear (it was never cool) i dont tag spoilers sorry. fic writer. dsmp, 3rd life, empires, & hermitcraft currently.

[nightlybedrock]

Nightly Bedrock :)

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[blueishspace]

Canon???

[neighborhoodude]

picked up early from the sleepover, 2013

(focused in on being the kid who would call their parent early to pick them up from a sleepover & first time exposures to internet horror. just ramblings from my nostalgia brain, ofc (lol). looking in the car mirror to see if something is following you home…⛏️˙⋆✮⋆˚࿔)

[someonexdeez]

Have you guys seen the amount of times theyve fallen into a hole after the other one already fell into it. Yea

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[astronomical-bagel]

Cleaning my camera roll and I am once again losing it over this image

[barkingupthelittlewood]

Ren getting the blue axolotl in almost half the time it on average requires, driving Grian to madness in the process

Ren nailing Cub's crossbow game on the second try after having to ask what button to press to fire, driving Skizz to rage in the process

i anticipate a perfect run of Decked Out 3 when it opens for the people's princess, Ren "Renthedog" Dog, causing Tango to experience lovecraftian horrors beyond mortal comprehension

[agent-marcus-24]

this is lowkey what i imagine comms look like in minecraft, specifically hermitcraft or the life series

[teachiisan]

What if you went mining.... only to discover not a cave, but a mysterious place beyond anything you’ve ever known

[simplepotatofarmer]

on june 30th, four years later

art credit: holly warburton / jennifer branch

[theminecraftbee]

"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a YouTube video. You fool. You moron."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[genderqueeradrien]

the thing about the renowned work of fiction known colloquially as "mangoball" is that it's so so good it's an incredible work of fiction but it's also... well. it's a minecraft youtuber rpf social media au

[genderqueeradrien]

it's as good as i remember

[genderqueeradrien]

every fakepost i make i do in honor of mangobaii. i strive to hone my craft to this extent someday

[genderqueeradrien]

more screenshots #myscreenshots

[genderqueeradrien]

more screenshots from the best work of literature of the 21st century <3

[awkwardexxodus]

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

[awkwardexxodus]

the specific build in question btw

[parchmentengineer]

I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible

[seven-sided-cube]

(This post is an adaptation of one of my favourite works by @teachiisan)

[calnoc]

this 100% real convo they had i was there trust

[sycamorality]

(builder about to go terraforming) oobh i got plany off dirt

[sycamorality]

fuck