like any good memory, i am fading

"I have no idea where this thing is gonna throw me, but I know I'm gonna land on top of a story." Jordan | M | 19 RvB Stuff @ peteor

[bowserjr]

my sister wrapped party streamers on her face and then drew sans on it

[cowboysuggest]

*sees myself in the mirror* FUCK! *shoots it*

[craftgamerzz]

He seeks attention pls 

[canadianslut]

Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[tooiconic]

wow this is a fucking mood

[sweetsicks]

What Is Good Cinema If Not Homoerotic

[a-yoda-a-day]

good evening, thots

[sorcerywithwords]

the only personality test that matters:

1. who do you main in mario kart

2. favourite pokemon type

3. hot or cold

[futchcommunist-deactivated20190]

[mishasminions]

THANOS OUT HERE STEALING HEARTS, BEING A TRUE VILLAIN

[rescueironman-deactivated201909]

Someone take away his Instagram. Please.

[i-had-a-lot-of-growing-to-do]

How the fuck is this guy better at memes than everyone on this site

[dimedog]

i can’t stop sending this cat to people so I may as well draw him

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[anxietyproblem]

[chlostars]

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

[herpowerisherown]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[babzgordon]

Venom: think of yourself as my ride. i know everything, eddie. everything about you. i’m inside your head. you are a loser. me and my alien crew are gonna eat your whole planet. cooperate and you might just survive.

Eddie: refers to himself & venom as “we” for the first time 

Venom: 

[rad-roach]

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

[kitty]