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@packagecfgirlyevil
packagecfgirlyevil ☆ ♔
⚜ ashley. she / her. thirty six. ⚜ lover of complex women with complicated dynamics.
guidelines. character list | top muses. open starters.
moderate activity. semi-selective. frequent writer of fluff, smut, horror & angst. open to new partners 25+. . tracking #packagecfgirlyevil
"Well can you adjust a little quieter?" Dallas asks through hushed tones. "I haven't exactly told anybody else yet."
“Okay, okay okay okay,” she says, taking deep breaths and finding a center of gravity. Her entire world was shifting — shapeshifting, she snorted to herself — but as big a reveal as this was for her, it had to be worse for him. “Tell me what I can do to help. Or how it happened. Or like, what you’re feeling. Just — you, talk now.”
Arizona instantly melts into Sav's touch. It was always the quickest way to still her racing thoughts. The other woman always had a knack for being able to calm her when she was feeling most chaotic. While she knew it wouldn't fix all their problems right now Savannah's hands on her was simply enough. The promise that that same love was being returned to her was exactly what she needed to keep pushing ahead. "We have," Ari nods, smiling as each kiss lands against her face. "I just miss you like all the time and it's driving me crazy."
Savannah bites down on her lip; she has an exam in two days, a practical, and her applications for internships are due far too soon for her liking. But Arizona is more important than all of that; sometimes Sav thinks she’d burn the world to the ground for her girlfriend. “What about this?” She starts, her palms still cupping Ari’s face, lightly tucking a loose hair behind her ears, “we take the whole day together. Blow off school. We can go to the arcade and bowling alley and movies or like, stay in bed and order waffles and feed each other whipped cream. What do you think?”
open to any (mutuals only pls)
EMILIO LANCASTER. he/him. bisexual. late 30s - 40s. mystery & horror author.
concept: they're on and off again exes since college and emilio has the audacity to show up on their wedding day after being off for nearly five years.
"Don't marry him," Emilio requests far too boldly than he deserves. "Our story isn't over yet and you know it. It still won't be over if you marry him... it's just going to make things a lot more complicated." Surely if they were meant to be they would have figured it out by now, but he couldn't help but still believe in what they had.
She should be more surprised that he’s there. Her eyes focus on her own reflection in the mirror in front of her, trying to take a moment to process what he’s saying.
An hour before she’s set to marry someone else.
“How can you think this is a good idea?” She asks him, finally whirling around to face him. She wants to be angry, she wants to throw him out, she wants to scream — but her voice is quiet, controlled. “What do you expect to happen here, Emilio? That you’ll scoop me up in my wedding dress and I’ll run off with you?”
closed starter for @packagecfgirlyevil
"If you're telling me I did something stupid you're going to have to be a little more specific."
TM can’t help but laugh; sure, they played for opposing teams, but the league was so small they all seemed to know one another. “I wouldn’t say ‘stupid’,” she replied, tucking a piece of hair behind her ears. “Impressive, I was thinking. Not many risk a goal like that.”
ok but who is going to give me f/f pop star x famous actress where they're both each other's biggest supporters and the actress goes to see her at her world tour in the vip tent and is singing along to every song and is so heart eyes at her superstar girlfriend ?? and in turn the pop star is always arm candy at award shows and writing songs about how much she loves her girlfriend and it's just tooth rotting fluff ?? and there could be angst with time apart and conflicting schedules but they're truly just so down bad for each other ?? hello ??
MADELYN CLINE Allure Magazine, July 2025
gimme a plot where muse a & muse b are spoiled rich kids who get knocked up at sixteen and have to deal with overbearing parents who think they’re throwing away their lives by not getting married and ‘following the plan’. gimme muse a taking their kid and finding a new home and building a new life for herself & the child, a good life, but muse b, feeling rejected and overwhelmed, is sporadically in and out of their lives. gimme the threads throughout the decades - when they’re young and stupid and pregnant and trying to figure out how this will affect everything, and when they’re older and still stupid and trying to figure out if love is really enough to bring them together again. we can different faceclaims for older vs younger threads and jump around and angst and fluff and everything in between!!! { based primarily on lorelai & christopher from gilmore girls. }
TOM BLYTH as ALEX NILSEN in
⏤ People We Met On Vacation (2026)
Bending her over and fucking her from behind on the hotel balcony, smiling as her knuckles turn white from gripping the railing
muse a and muse b are rivals at tennis; maybe locally, maybe professionally. muse a is the prim and proper barbie™️ type and muse b is the rough and dirty upscale fuckboy™️ type. give me heated rivalries on and off the courts. jealous lovers and devastating fights. grudges that last years behind closed doors when all appears well on stage. give me tension and drama and maybe a little D/s dynamics and no one else makes you feel like this and double dates that end in the bathroom and yeah. toxic yuppie asshole tennis rivals.
✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄 . ( a collection of prompts centered around ... well, smut. adjust phrasing — mature themes, obviously . )
| -> ( ... ) lightly spicy.
meet me in the bathroom in five minutes.
shhh, they'll hear you.
i'm serious - right here, right now.
i needed a distraction, and here you are.
keep reading, don't let me distract you.
can i touch you here ?
i have five minutes, let's make this quick.
you seem to know what you're doing.
oh, we've barely just started.
i won't break, don't be afraid.
can't we just sneak off ? no one will notice.
i'm getting under you to get over someone else. is that okay ?
did you start without me ?
[ in the shower / tub / pool ] are you gonna join me or not ?
you're the one who told me to let off some steam.
you have no idea how long i've wanted this.
looks like it's just us here ... privacy at last.
can we come up with a safe word before continuing ?
you're so beautiful, [ name ].
take these off.
you take them off for me.
wait ... won't they hear us ?
don't get sappy on me, it's just sex.
can we try something new tonight ?
i skipped underwear, just for you.
if you tear that, you're paying for it.
i've missed this so much.
you just want me to do all the work ... it's kinda hot.
you don't have to hide anything from me.
tell me you love me ... i won't hold you to it, just say it.
you know what i'm waiting for.
is this the [ piece / lingerie ] i picked out for you ?
feeling risky ?
your scars don't make me see you any differently.
take me to the sofa, i can't make it to the bed.
i want this. i want you.
i don't know how i ever lived without this. without you.
i could never share you with anyone else.
do you want to come in ? i was gonna take a shower ...
i want to forget. just help me forget.
is this okay ? [ ... ] tell me if that changes, alright ?
you can pretend i'm [ name ], if that helps.
let's make this last ... i want you to remember tonight.
this doesn't have to mean anything.
i want to hear you say it.
do you trust me with this ?
let me take care of you.
right here on the counter ? naughty ...
i want to paint that pretty neck plum with hickeys.
someone's feeling bold tonight.
don't worry, i'll buy you another one.
you turn me on so easily --
say please.
| -> ( ... ) xxxtra spicy.
you're doing so well for me , [ name ].
i thought i told you to [ wait / stay still ].
choke me . i promise i'll be fine .
i'm so fucking [ wet / hard ] for you.
fuck ... that's amazing , right there ...
i'm all yours ... fuck- all yours–
touch yourself for me.
can you come from just this ?
ah-- you're going to leave a mark.
do you want to taste yourself ?
please, [ name ] - i want to come.
do you have any idea how good you taste ?
you look so fucking good down there.
show me where it feels good, [ ... ] right there ?
faster ... fuck, i'm so close.
please, please, plea-
if you don't quiet down, everyone out there will know what we're doing.
say you're mine. shout it so everyone knows what we're doing in here.
don't stop, fuck, please don't stop-
i won't stop until you've come so hard your legs shake.
get on your knees for me, baby.
are you getting close ? i'm almost there–
fuck me like you hate me. pretend if you have to.
fuck me like you love me. pretend if you have to.
i love the sounds you make ... i can't get enough.
get yourself off ... i love watching you.
come for me. now.
grab your [ toy ], i'm about to rock your world.
please touch me. please, i'll do anything.
look how pretty you are when you're about to come.
we shouldn't ... ah, we shouldn't be doing this.
fuck, [ name ], i'm coming ... fuck-
tell me how badly you need [ it / me ].
you feel so fucking good.
please, i'm so close.
starter call ! hit the ♡ for a small 1-3 sentence starter; feel free to specify muses / faceclaims if desired!
i’m in love with my roommate’s boyfriend/girlfriend plot
church girl + unholy bf . i need it .
closed ( surprise ! ) birthday starter for @dcgtown ! popstar!zelda & rockstar!avery -- post nuptials in vegas.
her entire life had been photographed and put on the front page of gossip tabloids for over a decade. usually it was a fluff piece about her music, or maybe a movie role she'd finally managed to snag. sometimes it was about her on again/off again situation with her now reclusive ex in maine.
somehow, it had never managed to capture anything about avery.
perhaps because they had been friends for so long, and people had a hard enough time piecing that image together. perhaps zelda was much better at keeping her private life private when it mattered.
either way, zelda knew the news would come out sooner or later, and she'd rather it be sooner under her control. so while avery slept peacefully next to her, golden hair spread out on comfortable hotel pillows, zelda prepared her social media and pressed post before she -- or her pr firm -- could second guess it.
"we're officially official now," zelda murmured, her voice low in avery's ear as she tucked her face between her wife and the pillow below her. "instagram official. do you think it's cheesy we decided to hard launch our relationship to the public eye by letting everyone know we eloped in vegas?"
↬ zelda monroe & avery decker.
@zeldamonroe hard launching #zavery from a honeymoon suite in vegas. #elopement #mywife !!!!
( bonus, peak zavery moments that went viral. )
