fletch

she smells like lemongrass and sleep

[shittymoviedetails]

In the upcoming Batman film, producers were afraid Robert Pattinson would not be able to defeat the Riddler or solve his puzzles. To ensure the success of the movie, a ‘script’ was written so the Pattinson would know exactly what to say and how to best Riddler in each scene.

[ljones41]

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.  Robert Pattison is not expected to defeat the Riddler or solve the latter’s puzzles.  Batman is expected to do so.  All Pattison has to do is read the script and enact it in front of the camera.  Surely the producers realize this?

[pissvortex]

robert pattinson is the only thing standing between you and the riddler’s antics right now and this is how you treat him?

[m-l-rio]

The good plot twists aren't the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they're the ones that make all the other little things that didn't quite add up before suddenly click

[animatedtext]

[the-shy-girl-420]

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[mjalti]

some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body

me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…

user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it

me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!

[fluffyplant]

🌻plant queen🌻

[pommegf]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Bw69KjyK0/?igshid=p19up7wo2kie

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[theoldandinactive]

I need to use the subway more

[viostormcaller]

I love how most of these pictures are of the NY subway bc yeah New York really is just Like That, take it from someone who rides the subway frequently

[fluffygif]

Extra buttons in the controller

[gaycism]

visited my boyfriend's island

[bklynnico]

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

[maybelateralligator]

Reblog if ur pro binch-empowerment

[tiktokarchive]

[ohrganizedkhaos]

[romelle-moved]

no offense but two characters running from the authorities and then one of them pulls the other in a dark, small alley to shake them off and they’re both breathing hard and there’s not much space there and they’re looking at each other while trying to hold back chuckles and one of them brings their finger to their lips playfully in a ‘shhh’ motion while smirking and oh no now they’re looking at one another’s lips and one of them whispers “i think the coast is clear now. we could leave.” and the other says “yeah. we could.” but they’re still looking at the other person’s lips and neither make a move to go and they can feel each other’s breath against their skin and. y eah

[filthygrandpa]

The only way we can help

[howaboutfondue]

Guys! They also have a shop where you can buy t-shirts that provide them money for planting the trees in Brazil!

Also each t-shirt you buy is 20 planted trees! Check out their shop!!

Please reblog this, they need as much help as they can get.