accidentally recruited by the yakuza

He/Him | gay trans man | 25+ | German | no topic/spoiler tagging | Icon by Farisaki 

[bigconsequences]

I just think he's neat

[misericordiia]

no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

[armadillorollup]

in honour of wolvie returning to the big screen here's a fond childhood memory

[transmechanicus]

Big fan of Laios dogging out. Legitimately his most heroically framed moment in the whole show. They hyped his shit for this more than when he fought the fucking dragon. Awoooooooooo!

[blumineck]

I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[gothlyre]

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[hjartasalt]

Hey do you know alot about internal organs. Cause if so then i have a pretty specific question.

Are... are your organs covered in blood??? Since blood tends to flow thru the blood vessels, and if your body is healthy and all your blood vessels are imtact then your organs shouldn't be covered in blood, right? But just saying that feels wrong.

No, unless you are actively experiencing internal bleeding then your organs are not covered in blood. They are however wet, but it's cerebrospinal fluid and mucus that keeps them that way.

[hjartasalt]

Trust me you do not want them to be in any other condition. If they were covered in blood then there would be no way for your body to effectively circulate that blood, leading you to bleed out. As for them being wet, I personally would not want to experience dry friction on my organs so I am more than okay with that

[hjartasalt]

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous

[hjartasalt]

Small correction to my original answer: your organs are not covered in blood unless you are bleeding internally or happen to be a bug

[markv5]

[kuvaton]

[padre-matt]

The way some monolinguals will just fucking guess at a foreign word they just saw spelled out on their screen five seconds ago. Scroll up again and the correct spelling is right there.

This is three different people. They're trying to say "Kurzgesagt".

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[valtsv]

the fujoshi shit is old

you should be grateful for my restraint. if you saw the fujoshi shit i do in private you'd hurl.

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[sodomit]

Why are you more protective of a hypothetical cis woman than a hypothetical trans man?

[hyperlexichypatia]

Or assuming that either needs your protection?

[sodomit]

Coming back to this, I decided to browse tags, and, well...

Over 50% of trans men and nonbinary people assigned female have experienced sexual assault.

Trans people in the USA are about 3 times more likely than cis women to struggle accessing abortion related healthcare following abortion bans.

Trans and intersex people are at least twice as likely to attempt a self managed abortion than cis women.

And, I don't have a link at hand, but pregnancy has been used as a tool of forced detransition.

Y'all shut the fuck up.

[hyperlexichypatia]

Even among primarily cis women, the leading cause of death for pregnant people is murder.

Hatred and violence against pregnant people is common and mainstream -- infinitely more so if the pregnant person is not a cis woman.

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[thesuncantreachyouhere]

this website loves to do powerscaling but with oppression points

[thesuncantreachyouhere]

"yes you may be (insert minority label) but you also benefit from (insert perceived privilege) so that means that I, as an (insert minority label) who does not benefit from that privilege have more oppression points than you. this means i can call you slurs with zero backlash"

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]