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“ O-wen DUN’ deserve this treatment!! Oooooh, Lonnie-lon...Lonnie-lon’s HAD it with Shin-shin!! ”

Without further question, dropping down from her own podium, Lonnie strutted over to Kenshin, little fists clenched in anger. She stood in front of him, reeling her leg back as one hand strung her moral compass by the hair. Tug, tug. Fingers full of rings clutched tight at his scalp.

Wind up like a loaded gun.

Closed-toe, pointed platforms gotta hurt.

Leg tight, like a bowstring.

Bend the knee, like Naoko told you. Up high.

Crotch shot.

“ Shut the FUCK up, ‘kay?! He ain’t no punchin’ bag for ya to accuse any WHICH way, dummy!! ”

#v; lost fog #[ LOST FOG. ]#[ PRIDE. ]#//O W #//BYE KENSHIN

pluviatempestas:

{ ♪ } – “No!”

She glared at him, holding Owen a little tighter.

“Like I said. Owen is the only one that doesn’t share awareness. And just look at him! Do you really think he’s capable of murder?! That’s like saying Riley killed Burgh!”

Bella took a deep breath and tried to calm herself down.

“Okay. From what I’ve seen here and before Magatsu… I know there’s at least four personalities. The only one that it takes something serious to bring out is Owen! Eoleo and the other two swap far too easily for them not to share awareness. In the trials, there’s certainly someone else there. Eoleo or the jester one wouldn’t be so angry. Even if they’re aggressive, though, not once have they resorted to violence. And besides, Eoleo’s an awful liar. I highly doubt any of the others are any better at it.”

“ You are being INCREDIBLY bias, I am going to say that NOW.”

Kenshin replies simply, STARING at Bella with DAGGERS. He wasn’t going to let her PUSH the fact that it is ENTIRELY POSSIBLE aside because they were CLOSE with the one being QUESTIONED.

“Don’t you understand the SITUATION we’re in? You cannot let THINGS LIKE THAT cloud your JUDGEMENT. In that SIGHT, what you are doing is utterly IDIOTIC.”

He SIGHS, running his HAND through his own BROWN LOCKS. Of course, the personification of GREED would only care about HIMSELF, seeing BIAS as something STUPID.

“Do NOT yell at me for a LOGICAL assumption. Sure, it may be WRONG, but if it’s CORRECT and you decided NOT TO LISTEN to it, then I’m CONCERNED for your IQ.”

#[ LOST FOG. ]#v; lost fog #pluviatempestas #[ GREED. ]#[im reeling from my own burn]

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paenitec:

“ Waaaaarden!! SHUUUUSH up!! ”

“ Lonnie-lon keeps MAKEUP on her at all times!! Lonnie-lon’s shoes got tiny lil’ DRAWERS, just like her BRA – she keeps makeup there when she goes out in case of a BEAUTY emergency!! ”

“ Lonnie’s gonna MAKE you beautiful!! ”

“…I’m starting to think that girls are magic or some shit. Augh, what’s the harm, I guess.”

With a long-suffering sigh, the Warden sat down in a chair, an eyebrow raised.

paenitec

Popping open a small compartment in her platform shoe, her fingers tugged out a compact, just about the size of her heel. The hollow inside contained a creamy foundation ( fit to her skin tone, naturally -- anything else is a no-no ) and a sponge sitting beneath, with a mirror on the top cover.

Make-up emergency, my ass.

Fingers eagerly gripped the sponge as she dabbed it in the foundation, swiping a swab onto the squishy material, before taking his hand.

“ Wrist, please, WARDEN-- ”

Patting the covered sponge on his wrist, she checked to see if it was a matching hue, before nodding in approval. Perfect match!! Yep, everything was in order!! Time for the true magic to happen.

“ Close yer eyes-- this is LONNIE-LON’S ultra-special FOUNDATION, and it goes all over yer heckin’ face!! ”

#[ LOST FOG. ]#v; lost fog #[ PRIDE. ]#gaywiththewind

“How can someone’s cooking THAT BAD?”

#[ LOST FOG. ]#v; lost fog #[ GREED. ]

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“Are we just really going to ignore the fact that Uendo was one of the ones that discovered the body according to the Magatsu File despite Uendo saying he went nowhere near it?” That, to the Shadow, was fishy.

“Come on people! I can’t have been the only one who had noticed that.”

paenitec

“ Sha-toooooo is right!! If Uendo-kun DIDN’T go near the body, HOW in the heckie could he have DISCOVERED it?! Lonnie-lon thinks that’s weird!! ”

#[ LOST FOG. ]#v; lost fog #minatothefool #[ PRIDE. ]

“ Is EVERYONE stupid?! ”

The voice ( laced with a tinge of self-confidence ) belonged to Lonnie, who was standing in the trial grounds with her arms crossed against her chest. Her tiny frame propped itself up against the podium to make herself look taller, before she shouted angrily into the room around her.

“ If Uendo-kun was in the kitch-a-kitchen with RISE, an’ Uendo-kun got WET sleevies, then what did he do to get those looooooong SLEEVIES so wet, huh? ”

#[ PRIDE. ]#v; lost fog #[ LOST FOG. ]#//lonnie callin ur ass out boi

gaywiththewind

@paenitec wanted a starter!!

“Kid, where the hell did you even GET makeup and why would you want to even touch me? I’m ‘not quite right’, remember?”

paenitec

“ Waaaaarden!! SHUUUUSH up!! ”

“ Lonnie-lon keeps MAKEUP on her at all times!! Lonnie-lon’s shoes got tiny lil’ DRAWERS, just like her BRA -- she keeps makeup there when she goes out in case of a BEAUTY emergency!! ”

“ Lonnie’s gonna MAKE you beautiful!! ”

#[ LOST FOG. ]#v; lost fog #gaywiththewind #[ PRIDE. ]#//lonnie no he has cooties

A period of curious cadaver investigation involved Lonnie ( gloved, of course; the thought of getting blood on her hands -- yuck!! ) tugging lightly at the body in order to investigate what was near the victim’s head. Barely even knew the guy, and already, she was into the whole “blood-and-gore” scene, peeping at his face to see what she could see. There lay a pool of crimson around his head, despite his head’s patching, as well as a swift smear of blood where his head once was. The spirit of pride popped up and gave a loud, dramatic moan of distress -- how devastating!!

“ Woe is Lonnie-lon -- bloody BURGH is on the floor!! Look’it -- bloody POOL, and this-a red, bloody strip!! ”

#[ LOST FOG. ]#v; lost fog #[ PRIDE. ]

“ No, NO, no!! ”

Lonnie’s little foot slammed against the hard ground, her face paling in fear as she let out a shrill cry of frustration. No!! That wasn’t her -- she, Lonnie, spirit of pride and cutest bitch on the planet, wasn’t some stupid mafia hick!!