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why do you never leave your palace?
I do leave, just on very rare occasions.But besides that, what reason do I have for leaving the safety of my walls? I've seen all there is to see of Kyrat. The nation is tearing itself apart. Since I don't fancy an assassin's bullet between my eyes or the thought of having honey badgers clawing my face to pieces, I think I'll stay right here.
Winter is coming.
Here's hoping it doesn't bring Golden Path supporting white walkers with it. Now that would be a nightmare.
Boxers or briefs? :3
I have Mister Chiffon craft me the finest boxers on the face of this Earth. Satin and silk, with even more intricacy and design than you'll find on my suit.So, to answer your question - boxers.
How many children did you and Ishwari want/planned on having together?
We never made any such plans. With a civil war raging and Ishwari having to avoid the wrath of that bastard husband of hers, we didn't have the time to sit down and dicuss such things. As for Lakshmana, well, she was an accident. A wonderful accident, nonetheless. I'd have loved nothing more than to have spent the rest of my life with Ishwari and to have had several children. Sadly, it was never meant to be.
What's your sexual orientation?
Well, my loyal subject, I suppose it really depends on which way the wind blows. One day I might prefer to browse and admire a honey pot, whilst the next day I'd rather observe the physique of my own gender. Life is too short for all of that labelling shit, however.All that matters is that I am your King, and that Kyrat is in safe, loving hands.
did you ever change your children's diapers? if so what was your reaction when you first changed one? :D
On only one occasion did I change one. It was Ajay’s, during the time Ishwari had managed to bring him to the Palace (before Mohan ended up taking him back). I decided to try and see what horrors I’d been subjecting my servants to and thought to try it myself for once. I almost vomited on the poor boy’s head and practically screamed for hand sanitizer after I was done. Oh good lord, the smell... ...Disgusting!
did you & Ishwari ever speak of possibly leaving together and going to America or was it a total shock when she left a note saying she was gone? Did you choose your kingdom over your family, perhaps? I apologize if I am overstepping my boundaries, sir.
It was simply a total shock. The last time I ever saw her, she was fleeing the Palace in rage to seek out Mohan. We’d just found Lakshmana’s body - her cradle covered in blood - and had discovered one of Mohan’s assassins had done the deed. While she fled to find him, I personally saw to the death of the assassin. It took him eighteen hours to die. Ishwari never came back. For a short while, I worried, until I was informed by my guards that after killing Mohan, she had taken Ajay from him and had left the country. I considered going after her but I was heart-broken. I suppose she was too afraid to come back as the entirety of her family and friends would be baying for her blood for killing the precious leader of their pathetic “revolution”.  At the time, I blamed myself. I didn’t leave the Palace walls for five years.
Do you know people ship you with Ajay? How do you feel about this?
U-Uhm, well... You see... ...one moment.
GARY!! ARREST THESE “SHIPPERS” AT ONCE...!!...but spare me their fanfictions... I wouldn’t mind reading one or two of them.
Are you a member of any fandoms, King Min?
As a matter of fact, I am. There’s a little-known show from Kyrat called “Doctor Min” which I simply adore. It’s a drama series that follows myself travelling through time and space in a giant golden statue of me. I fight evil aliens and false gods and stop galactic civil wars with my powerful Min Screwdriver - which beams my words of wisdom into the minds of my enemies and makes them seek peace. It’s a wonderful show - you really should give it a watch.
Do you listen to kpop?
Yes, of course I do! Kyrati-Pop is fantastic.
Pagan, what's your favorite meme?
This one.
what's your religion?
I like to dabble in the practices of every major religion. Christianity, Buddhism, occasionally Paganism (No, not the polytheistic beliefs that were popular in the west thousands of years ago - I’m talking about my own religion that worships myself). Currently however, I’d describe myself as agnostic, I suppose. Regardless, if there’s a God, I doubt I’m on His good side.
Ishwari once tried to get me into the whole Followers of Banashur thing that she so strongly adored. I was reluctant at first, but eventually came to love it. But, after Lakshmana died and Ishwari left me, I no longer felt the need to worship a pantheon of Gods that didn’t care. So I stopped practicing it and instead outlawed it across the entirety of Kyrat. I suppose it was my little way of saying “fuck you” to the Gods.
when did you know that you loved Ishwari? Was there a moment of realization like "wow I love this woman" or maybe love at first sight, perhaps?
The first time I saw Ishwari, the first thing that struck me were her eyes. Oh, they were beautiful. She dazzled me. I wouldn’t say I’d fallen in love, exactly, but I couldn’t take my eyes off her. My affections for her grew naturally the more I saw her and socialised with her until, one day, we both got a little drunk on vintage champagne in my quarters and shared our first kiss. After that, I suppose you could say there was no turning back - we’d fallen tragically in love.
I'm not sure why, but I was wondering, do you like Disney ? Or used to like it ?
Disney is overrated. As much as I do enjoy some of their work, I’ve always disliked how negatively they portray the so-called “villains”. I for one would have adored to see Frozen end with a civil war and Hans taking the throne... it makes it so much more interesting, don’t you think?
I think we're going to have a problem.
Yes, it would seem we are. I don’t take kindly to imposters in my court. Leave now or I’ll have Andy dispose of you, you fraud!
Small Announcement
Peasants of Kyrat, my sincerest apologies for my month-long abscence. Various matters of state have kept me distracted and away from tumblr. But, for now I’m back and I’ll be answering the pile of questions you’ve asked me shortly.