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[ text ] Imagine me kicking you on the lips.

To: Ghirahim

From:Ura Alice

Alice has had enough pain to last him several lives and is not amused in the least bit.

[text]...I'd rather not.

[text] How about you imagine not being able to see for a few days?

[text] Dear.

#asks:meme #dxmonesque #OK LOOK HERE DEAR....

[ text ] Torch my pert bun.

To: Sakharov Sofia

From: Ura Alice

[text] I can relate that buns are annoying but...

#asks:meme #sofianassa #why not just stab them with a glass shard or trap them in a teapot...much easier...yes..

love-uma-peace

ALICE=ALICE. Ura Alice route.

「Present-day World」CG.

#album #other half #:* touching my selfie

emmurer replied to your post:

(praying emoji)

WIll that work with the satanist around?

#emmurer #replies

[ text ] I want to play with your bills.

To: Gaen Kyoya

From: Ura Alice

[text] Let me pay them off first??

[text] unless you meant dollar bills which you should have plenty of to play with yourself....

#ask:meme #okay I know you're a child and all boss but HONESTLY #hazhdiha #why is your url hard to spell gdi

[ text ] Spread your eggs for me.

To: Hyuuga Neji

From: Ura Alice

[text] ????

[text] don't you usually scramble or fry eggs?

[text] but ok. whatever fits your boat

#ask:meme #emmurer #first kyoya insists on selling monster and now you want eggs spread what is up w/you all

[ text ] My pandas are wet.

To: Sakamaki Shu

From: Ura Alice

[ text ] then go dry them?

[ text ] aren't these bears the ones that usually get wet anyways?

[img attached]

#litarge #ask: meme #well you see...

unmeme

SUXT MEME

[ text ] Imagine my hard pen is inside you. [ text ] I’m touching my elf. [ text ] I want to strike your naked buddy. [ text ] I want to feel your ham on my buddy. [ text ] Imagine me kicking you on the lips. [ text ] Imagine me easing my shelf into you. [ text ] I can’t wait to get you a loan. [ text ] I want to play with your bills. [ text ] My pandas are wet. [ text ] My panties are soaring. [ text ] Think about me whilst you walk yourself off. [ text ] You turn me onion. [ text ] I want you inside me right meow. [ text ] Slip your hands inside my shit. [ text ] Spank my arson. [ text ] My duck is fully elect. [ text ] Kick me all over. [ text ] I want to spit on your face. [ text ] I’m going to comma. [ text ] I want to swallow your jazz. [ text ] I worship the gran you wank on. [ text ] Fill my moth with your big duck. [ text ] I want to feel your hams on me. [ text ] Torch my pert bun. [ text ] Imagine me kicking you on the lips. [ text ] Spread your eggs for me. [ text ] I’m touching my selfie. [ text ] I long to suck your hot boots. [ text ] Imagine me pissing down your neck.

#meme #wheezes ok

#ah yes just another day in the tea shop where our boss is a child as usual #ganbatte Neji

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Move Oolong, new husband comin thru [@ura]

Entering the tea shop on a fateful day proves to be rather rewarding. Visits to local tea shops are always something he makes frequent in his days, they always have the best, calming atmosphere. Also, not to mention smell! The aromas of the teas, and the scented candles that are lit give the room, overall, a very serene mood. Luckily enough, he was able to find such a lovely place before heading home to his apartment.

Business seems fruitful for this charming shop, customers here and there were seated at tables- either alone, or with a friend enjoying cups of tea with a pastry. There were small murmurs that can be heard from their lips emit around the room. At the counter, the prophet notices a green-haired male at his work, which then a light build lit up inside Waka’s head. This is it!

“Pardon me, monsieur!” He speaks to the male when approaching, “I received a prophecy in the past which read ‘you will have a beau-TEA-ful meeting’. You see, my prophecies are never wrong, I think fate has finally lead us here.”

A pause, then he continues, “Oui, I think I’m correct. You’re one other piece to the family this land gives us.”

painedreflection-blog

If you asked Alice it was quite ironic for him to find work here in a tea shop of all places. It's much more suited for a certain eccentric acquaintance of his a little too obsessed with themself as far as he knew. However he got well adjusted to working here despite his employer being a little...strange and possibly younger than Alice himself.He didn't think too much into it as some of his coworkers? were around the same age as said boss. The atmosphere was nice and relaxing. Easy to work in.

Today was no different until this strange man approached him at the counter using a manner of speech Alice can only identify as riddles.Usually Alice would snap at people to get to the point. This time however, he reminded himself he's not dealing with those idiots from his previous home and listened carefully, intent on deciphering what he had to say.

"one other piece to the family" he let the words sink in until realization hit him. "this land gives us..." a pause as he lets the key word roll off his tongue once more to ponder the riddle, "Land..." Lunctum. This city that was to be his new home under the conditions he would be forming a family to better their future.

Of course! That's It! He's solved it! This strange man speaking in riddles or prophecies,as he claims is the one he's to start a family with! It should have been obvious to him from the get go.

Finally he looks at the other ready to give his answer."You're trying to tell me that we're to be together with a child for a family?" Correct him if he's wrong Waka because no one told him he'd have to solve riddles again while he was here.

#IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE CRIES #profecie #profecie:01 move oolong #lord how do i deal with all these puns to come #it took forever but im honestly still not over move oolong thats such a good one bye