The Fires of Spring

[lousysharkbutt]

Hat Swap

[hellsite-yano]

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

[kissonwakeup]

unplug your controller dawg

[unicornfan]

forfeit my buddy

[vanta-ebooks]

concede dude

[hellsite-yano]

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

[hellsite-yano]

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

[meadow-dusk]

blunt rotation with the artists of songs #4 and 20 on your Spotify Wrapped ready go

[lazylittledragon]

walking into twitter every day waving my “someone creating/doing something you don’t personally like does not make them a bad person and you’ll never find peace if you keep assigning moral points to everything” flag to try and keep my sanity

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

I made this callout meme for me and me specifically

[radiation]

[calellon]

tumblr is so dirty for introducing you to the most amazing people you could ever imagine and then putting them right on the other side of the planet

[unavidas]

somewhere in the distant future?

[vivalski]

Vampire Slayer 💥🦇

(Available on INPRNT)

[calcium-makes-ur-bones-strong]

It's *my* blorbo and *i* get to choose the gender.

[in-consist]

Them, living in my head absolutely rent free.

[prinnay]

Grasp

Inspired by the Pillars of Creation star cluster

[bebx]

funny how when you’re in a fandom and you ship a ship that, according to the fandom police, is competing against this other ship, people automatically assume you hate and are against that other ship. like no? I can ship this A character with this B character and I can also ship this A character with this C character even if the fandom police said the A/B ship and the A/C ship are enemies. like who are you to tell me I can’t ship A/B while also finding A/C adorable together? 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

[hellomyfriendsimjjj-deactivated]

Can I just vote for Mika?

[hellomyfriendsimjjj-deactivated]

Can I just vote for Mika?

[ziirux]