rats rats rats rats rats

all hail the crust

[taydivorce]

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

[taydivorce]

*flips next card over* by the devil

[unsoundedcomic]

What are your character sheets that you use?

[pukicho]

1 hour of silence occasionally interrupted by 1 hour of more silence

[imaginarythingys]

how many hours in total is that

[pukicho]

Since the interrupted silence can also contain its own interruptions of silence, the answer is probably some hours

[busket]

all sauron knew about hobbits is that one of those little dipshits had his ring. and the first hobbit that called in with the palantir he was like "....that must be the little freak that has my ring" but no, that was pippin. because there is more than one hobbit, but I guess he didnt consider that.

[busket]

probably didnt help that the heir to gondor, possibly his most formidable enemy, immediately called back and was like "yeah that short fella that just called? hes definitely got your ring and hes with me. fuck you" and sauron was like "ooooh that settles it!!!"

[squigglyworms]

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

[meteorherd]

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

[hypersensationalism]

date her mom ?

[glupbleepo]

date her mom

[falleneighth]

date her mom

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[parasite-core]

date her mom

[8168708]

Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

[8168708]

[jelloapocalypse]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Puthykraken got dithintegrated by the dithcourthe

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[caroline-vibecheck]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

[lintwizardly]

i dont have anything cogent to say about it . thank you @unsoundedcomic

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

so we do it very slowly then

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.

tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

[thoughtportal]

[nude-tayne]

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[targetedknowledge]

[dogpuppy]