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Haha, thanks for reading, guys! My name is RL Stine. Your eyes may have glanced at my name before on the cover of classic spookers such as “Say Cheese and Die” and “How The Boogerguy Blew My Dad.” I just wanted to let you creepypasta fans know that I have a new book coming out called “Spiderwriter Fucking Dies on Oprah,” this Halloween, at all the cock-sucking book stores in the goddamn world. Don’t believe me, you stupid shit? Go suck a rotten clit. And I hope a chill runs down your spine when you do so. Fuck you.
random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time
2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber
you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies
Vote for which plane is the worst. Propaganda will be below the cut.
Which sucks more?
Concorde
The A300-600ST Beluga
Voting ended onMay 23
NOTE: this is the original Beluga, NOT the Beluga XL with the cute face. The Concorde is not specifically Pepsi Concorde, but you can imagine it is if it helps.
Propaganda for Concorde:
@flavinbagel (who also provided the delightful meme above): "What? It can't be!! But yes, your fave (and mine) is problematic, bestie. It's hard to ignore the elegance, the feat of ingenuity and human accomplishment, and the sheer engineering excellence of the fastest airliner to operate in commercial service. It's all too easy, then, to ignore that there were reasons why the Concorde was more commercially viable as a Lego set than as an aircraft. For one thing, it was loud when it was slow, and it was even louder when it was fast, and while being on the thing was grand, being below it (as most of us were) sucked major droop snoot. It also used 3 times more fuel per passenger than a 747 making the same transatlantic trek, while spewing soot and CO2 directly into the ozone layer. This was known for decades, but what has changed in view of more modern light is probably the prestige aspect of the supersonic airliner; flying Concorde meant being part of an elite club that proved you were in the big boy's club, where the wealthy and powerful shake hands with fistfuls of cash and a knowing nod. Hard now to believe we once viewed that with anything less than dreaded disgust, and the Concorde's legacy has soured with that shift. "It let you go to more meetings in one day!" so what? Meetings suck! Perhaps then, like the Saturn V or the Big Boy locomotive, the Concorde deserves to remain a revered marvel of engineering history, but history nonetheless."
Propaganda for the Beluga:
Anonymous: "It is called a Beluga, but unlike the current Beluga XL planes, Airbus didn't bother painting cute whale faces on them... Lame!"
Comparison of the original fuckass Beluga vs the beautiful Beluga XL:
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