Hear me out, Leon who finds a stray kitten and becomes a cat-dad (he knows nothing about cats)

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@paintgoose
Hear me out, Leon who finds a stray kitten and becomes a cat-dad (he knows nothing about cats)
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”
“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”
Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”
Iconic post
this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time
God forbid Chippy do anything
You absolutely must unmute this video.
“Lord of the flies”
“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.
Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress
Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:
A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.
A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.
I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.
Yato:
also Yato:
It would be nice if he would realize what else he's good at besides slaying, because he really can do a lot of things.
Things that are useful and beautiful or both. Too much for someone who's supposed to be the god of calamity.
m,y tuube:)
A holiday gift for @aslitheryprinx!
I drew Wild (from Linked Universe) dressing up as Prinx. ^u^
Michael and Jeremy are “friends” in every FNAF verse..
im late but happy birthday twilight princess 🐺🗡️
Tw mentions of suicide.
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You know not to critique man’s suicide attempt.
But for all he was hyping it up Beast Dazai’s death was not even close to even the most convoluted suicide attempt I’ve witnessed in media.
That honour goes to Nagito Komeda and him alone because genuinely….what the fuck.
He makes Beast Dazai’s death look so simple like come on this is so easily traceable and you spent 4 years on this plan.
There weren’t even fireworks man.
It is more convoluted than Henry Emily’s death in the Silver Eyes novels because torturing someone for 4 years, kidnapping someone’s sibling for 4 years and then dumping the truth of the universe on them both.
Yeah that is way more messier then failing to destroy your robot child and building a stabbing robot to stab you.
was talking about this game with cranky and I'm super curious about if other people play Wink Murder or if it is just a morbid UK thing???
also encouraging the spread of this game bc it's fun as hell
home sick in bed, tell me a story 🥺🥺🥺
I will tell you three, about Gram, my great-grandmother.
When Gram was about six, she lived with her parents in the hills of California, and their closest neighbor was a couple of miles away, on the other side of the hill. Gram was playing outside in the rain, then came into the house to tell her mother that Mrs. Neighbor had fallen in the mud and would need a hot bath and a change of clothes. So G3 used the kettle to fill the tub, and waited. And waited. And waited.
Finally, Mrs. Neighbor arrived, soaked and covered in mud, and after G3 got her into the bath, Mrs. Neighbor asked how she'd known to draw it, and G3 told her, "[Gram] saw you fall in the mud, she told me," to which Mrs. Neighbor replied, "That's impossible. I fell on the other side of the hill, and she never goes past your garden."
Story 2: When Gram was in her twenties, she was in her sewing room doing some mending, and passed out on the bed. Her husband found her just pushing upright, and the immediate words out of her mouth were, "Dad fell off a ladder changing a lightbulb and broke his hip, we have to go see him in the hospital." Her husband told her she'd dreamt it, as the telegraph containing the message arrived at their door: her father had fallen and broken a hip, they were needed.
Her husband cited to the judge that her 'being a witch' was why he wanted a divorce.
Story 3:
Gram's second husband was a Wild Princess. Injured animals would come to him from literal miles around to be nursed back to health. He rescued a baby monkey (I was never told what kind but small enough to be a Shoulder Guy) from a flash flood and hand raised several orphaned kittens, chinchillas, escaped pet parakeets (one spoke very clear English and had a better memory than Gram), and one old desert tortoise with a ring drilled into the front of his shell that he called Clyde.
Gram warned him of flash floods and helped him locate and rescue creatures caught in them. By his count, she didn't miss once, and he'd swing at any man that called her a witch, because to him she was an angel.
She called him to say goodbye right before he was sent out on the call (he was a lineman by trade) that killed him.
Bonus story: Gram and her daughter, my Nana, lived alone across the street from the fire station and a block from the police, so any time they had a problem they called the firemen. They had a man try to break into their house once, and Nana called the firemen while Gram, calmly putting back the shotgun in the hallway, said, "he's gonna break his leg running in the dark."
The boys came over shouting and weilding axes, the guy bolted, tripped on the chicken bricks, and broke his leg.
idk but it sounds like his power got taken by The French to me
literally crying laughing at this
#i'd kinda assumed there was more alpaca in an alpaca
Nope, all wool
Honestly this makes me feel a lot better about that one video of the newborn alpaca that's the thinnest scrungliest pile of wet pipe cleaners ever seen
in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.
And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant
#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite
#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why
Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!
Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head
Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.
sometimes nifty characters come from lousy media, but they still deserve a loving home! and that's where fanfic comes in
*lovingly cradles The Character in my. arms* i am going to put u in a narrative that will wring out your spine like a washcloth