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Keni
@theartofmadeline
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if i look back, i am lost
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@paintingheartsonthestreets
the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night
except that you can do that
then press shift + F3
congratulations
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever
April, 22 2015: also the day my life changed forever
I was literally saying this the other day thank you, you are a godsend
The annoying thing about anxiety is that it’s completely irrational It makes you forget your parents actually do love you It makes you forget your therapist doesn’t think you’re a needy little kid And surely your friends secretly hate your guts Anxiety makes you believe the world is an enormous place filled with nothing but terror that you’ll have to face all by yourself
D.D. (via illwritethepainaway)
*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*
I think you mean subconsciously
no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
(submitted by anonymous)
fuckboys. they’re everywhere
The signs as danisnotonfire videos
Aries: I cant sleep Taurus: How to get out of bed Gemini: Opinions Cancer: FANDOMS Leo: Get ready with dan Virgo: Human Interaction Libra: I care too much Scorpio: Psycho thoughts Sagittarius: Ironic Appreciation Capricorn: the internet is mean Aquarius: Existential Crisis Pisces: IM A MESS
sometimes our store has really good coupons and if you work it just right you can get really good deals on things. One day this customers total came up as $0.00 they proceeded to yell at me for not being able to take 15% off. 15% off $0.00...
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Customers who try to return things without a receipt.
Why would you even think that’s okay.
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
If your partner stops finding you attractive just ‘cause you’re wearing pyjamas, then they sound pretty shit anyway.
i may be ugly and untalented
thats all
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables and sadness
interviewer: Zayn can you speak French? No? Why?
zayn: I just don’t speak.
God I love him so much.
YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)
Overheard two guys at school today
Guy 1: *walks up to his friends* Guy 2: get outta here, ginger! Guy 3: yeah! Guy 1: aaaw Guy 3: no just kidding, I love you man. Homo. Guy 1: do you mean ‘no homo’?? Guy 3: I mean full homo Guy 1: for real? Guy 3: yeah man. go to Winter Ball with me? Guy 1: oh! uh, yeah. yeah. Guy 3: perfect. I’m thinking blue ties??
that was unexpected
Full homo
dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me
