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Competive Smash Bros. Player | RPG player and DM | Personal blog

[supersmashbroscentral]

FINAL FANTASY X SUPER SMASH BROS!! : CLOUD STRIFE

[paintllama]

How has Microsoft not done a fighting game like Smash Bros yet? I would love to see Master Chief punch Hudson Horstachio in the face!

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

I understand all of these words individually but not together

[meangirlnurse]

[paintllama]

Gay is a synonym of happy

[phineasomg]

r u from europe because europiece of shit

[paintllama]

Russia to every european country

[sympolite]

actual Tumblr Social Justice problems:

- antisemitism is often veiled as “combating white supremacy” - lack of focus on mental illnesses besides depression - honest mistakes tend to be poorly dealt with - “callout culture” (people looking for others to mess up, solely in order to defame them) - in-depth education on terms tends to be scarce, leading to people having only a vague understanding of terms, and using them - bigots are able to redefine these (poorly-defined) terms in ways that hurt the oppressed - emotional manipulation / guilt-tripping (“i see my followers ignoring this”; “why is nobody talking about this?”)

[byakuya-mioda]

re-reblogging cause i thought of things

Excessive and abusive punishment of young teenagers over mistakes made in discourse they don’t completely understand by bloggers much older than they are

US-centrism

Reliance on fear of retribution for spread of information (contributes to rapid spread of misinformation)

Moral absolutism - the line between “perfect innocent angel” and “disgusting shit trash” can be as thin as one mistake

Reliance on followed blogs for education about social issues

[classyposts]

[kontrollsysteme]

how is this possible

[spookypuke]

how

[black--lamb-blog]

NICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[paintllama]

I now have improved respect for Nicki.. wow

[korrastyle]

OH SHIT

[thats-not-a-toilet]

is this why the show was taken off nick?

[official-sokka]

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

[filmeditor16-blog]

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

[naoren-deactivated20170602]

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

[gelidian]

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

[smaug-official]

Hey, HOLD UP.

While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.

Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..

Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!

Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

This guy just stopped a volcano. 

Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

In conclusion, fear all benders. 

[theherodeku]

when u hear someone ask about a video game u love

[herhmione]

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

[levesque]

i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

this breaks my heart

[paintllama]

Hot damn...

[lizardbros-deactivated20190210]

[diggly]

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[memecenterz]

[tocif]

[paintllama]

If we all had a real job, we would be Dilbert

[tiniestshorts]

Bread knife

[the-hungry-wizard]

The french have grown more powerful. 

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

[melongifts]

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

[childhood-gifs]

[idreamofjimmy]

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[paintllama]

Five Nights at Freddy's 3 looks great

[ruinedchildhood]

to this day i still don’t know what a flexnard is.

[paintllama]

Duh, it's a cup full of boogers squared

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

an sjw keeps standing outside my house yelling 'return the slab'

[omgtsn]

well? what’s their offer?

[paintllama]

They won't kill any man in a 5 mile radius

[actionplatformer]

Oh, damn! It’s nothing. It’s stupid!

[staff]

Have a perfect weekend, Tumblr. 

[paintllama]

Thanks, staff