[killrockstar]

oh noooo i NEED a new pair of skates right

[fairycosmos]

the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary

[exhaustedwerewolf]

victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room

[imoffsuckers-deactivated2014091]

[iloveyou-itllpass]

unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world

[real-horse-facts]

they call it a horse because thats what animal it is

[yms1]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[ofhobbitsandwomen-deactivated20]

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

[atlas-of-galaxies]

while it does suck a lot of twitter artists are losing their primary way of sharing art, I hope anyone joining tumblr in the midst of this mass exodus realizes just how much better this place is for sharing and viewing art. 30 image limit (and when extended to the description, essentially limitless), no character limit in posts or alt text, image cropping that is much kinder to your pieces, mixing gifs and images in the same post, and more. like guys you have no idea how much better it is here

[alleycatboy]

do you ever think before you post

yes, i think "teehee :3c" and then i click post

[fuckyeahantsandgrapes]

THIS GOES TO SHOW THAT GRAPES CAN GET HORNY TO

[wayneradiotv]

how to wash a kitten without making it to scared

[notorious-sad-deactivated202204]

[milk5]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[nepofledgling]

gonna stop defending hannibals actions and instead just straight up claim he didn’t do anything. he’s innocent. let him out

[nepofledgling]

those people died from natural causes

[transmascfrankiero]

you are NEVER too old to nestle under a blankie and get so cozy and warm. remember this

[von-felden]