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So who was going to tell me that @paisleypaver was on here?

Zach im sick with the flu- I'm pissed off about it so im gonna give YOU the flu aswell cuz I dont like you>:(

*gives Zach the icky-icky*

WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME?!

Great thanks now i have the flu and cant plan any evil schemes >:(

DONT “:)” ME PAISLEY.

What, you don’t like me being happy? :)))

Zach im sick with the flu- I'm pissed off about it so im gonna give YOU the flu aswell cuz I dont like you>:(

*gives Zach the icky-icky*

WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME?!

Great thanks now i have the flu and cant plan any evil schemes >:(

REHEHEHE NEW WILD KRATTS OC

MARIA MONTEZ!!

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What? Why am I tagged.

Who is this.

Idk man I just decided to tag you- just tryna introduce yall- (ima use red text for Maria lmao)

"Who the fuck are you-"

Uh? Okay I guess?

Same to you, newbie

"As it shows on my card, my name is Maria monetez. Who the bloody fuck are you???"

Um, I’m Zach Varmitech, obviously?

"Ohhh that guy. Your inventions fail. All the time."

Oh- trust me they’re all just prototypes.

Besides, do you work for one of us or are you a stand-alone? You seem a lot like Donita.

"Im a villian, but I dont work for donita.. I KNOW her, but I don't work for her..if that makes sense. I just capture bugs to make them into jewelery for myself.."

Ohh, so you’re pals with Donita? Okay I guess. Do you want to join our villain pact then?

Capture bugs for jewelry you say? >:)

"I like how you think, varmitech>:] ill join your pact, seems nice."

Why thank you >:)

Splendid! Welcome to the villain pact Maria Monetez!

"It will be a pleasure being here. ...plus, I've noticed..your quite the charmer, aren't you, varmitech?-"

@paisleypaver hey we have a new recruit!

Well, I have to admit, that is true-

I see. Welcome.

cartoondrawer

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

This is why I have a binder and a corset on-

You HUH. A CORSET??

And binder.

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

This is why I have a binder and a corset on-

You HUH. A CORSET??

@paisleypaver HIII PAISLEY!!!:D

Oh you’ve made an account as well Rex?

Yeah I did!! <3

That’s good.

Also zach was being mean to me yesterdayyyy:[[

Oh really..what did he say?

@zach-varmitech-official

I just said he was annoying >:/

Zach now you know that’s rude.

Why is it rude if it’s true

All of you are annoying >:((

So is your whiny voice but you don’t see me complaining about it??

Donita always complains about me WHY CANT I COMPLAIN

Do that towards Donita then not my workers.

Donita isn’t on here though

And she blocked my phone number again

I wonder why.

HEY

Now that’s rude

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZACH!!!!!!!>:[[

NUH UH

THATS IT IM GETTING MY PAVER YOUR FUCKING AIRSHIP IS GONNA GET PAVED!!!

OH NO YOU DONT

SENDING MY ZACHBOTS TO PUNT YOU INTO THE SUN

donitadonatatherealone

DAMNIT ZACH STOP BULLYING REX

THIS IS WHY I BLOCKED YOU

HE STARTED IT

Oh my god. REX PUT THE PAVER AWAY-

HELP ME

IM PAVING THIS CUNT

*paver noises lmao*

REX NOOOOOOO I CANT HAVE YOU WASTING PRECIOUS RESOURCES ON..THAT THING.

ZACHARY DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDDD!!!!

REX. PUT IT DOWN.

NO!!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDD!!×

NO.

YES

NO.

YES

NO REX

IM NOT GETTING PAVED TODAY REX.

(Get grabbed by Zachbots idiot)

*PAVES THE ZACHBOTS*

NUH UH

THROWS YOU TO PAISLEY

AAAAÂÆÆÆÆAAAA- *FERAL SCREECH*

PAISLEY PLEASE COME GET YOUR FERAL DOG I THINK HE HAS RABIES

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ *MORE FERAL SCEEECHING

@paisleypaver HELPP

OH. REX GET DOWN WHAT THE HELL.

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ!!!!!!!! *more feral screeching* I HAVE RABIES!!!!!

REX.

CALM YOURSELF.

*FROTHING AT THE MOUTH* AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ-

Why pave Zachary when you can just make his Zachbots rebel against him?

What

???

@rexthepaver You look broken.

It just felt nice to stretch like that-

YOU STRETCHED NOT EVEN A MINUTE BEFORE THAT.

Hey always gotta prepare for the bedroom HAHAHAHAH-

#dirty rex jokes are in action #HELPPP

???

@rexthepaver You look broken.

It just felt nice to stretch like that-

#wild kratts #paisley paver #pbs kids #wild kratts rex

YOU STRETCHED NOT EVEN A MINUTE BEFORE THAT.

???

@rexthepaver You look broken.

the-angst-k1ng

Guys my ribs still hurt

COOK EM

JOKES ASIDE

NOO

the-angst-k1ng

COOK THEM????

HUH

ribs

the-angst-k1ng

Guys my ribs still hurt

#wild kratts #paisley paver #pbs kids

COOK EM

JOKES ASIDE

NOO

It’s perfect..

beautiful even

I think I broke a limb.

Are you okay?-

I don’t know. Maybe. I think one of Rex’s ribs broke though

@rexthepaver this is the only time I’ll feel sympathy for you

Both of you need to go to a hospital

MOOOMMMMMMMM

OWWWWWWWW😭

GO TO A HOSPITAL YOU TWO

PLEASE

BUT- BUT PAVERRR- I HAVE TO WORKKK

Just this one time. Let’s go.

I think I broke a limb.

Are you okay?-

I don’t know. Maybe. I think one of Rex’s ribs broke though

@rexthepaver this is the only time I’ll feel sympathy for you

Both of you need to go to a hospital

MOOOMMMMMMMM

OWWWWWWWW😭

GO TO A HOSPITAL YOU TWO

PLEASE

Fine.

I think I broke a limb.

Are you okay?-