Rex

"It seems that even the finest peridot eventually loses its luster."

[a-henchmans-loyalty]

Hello. What is this..interesting..website?

[zach-varmitech-offical]

Oh. Hi.

[a-henchmans-loyalty]

Hello, Zachary.

[a-henchmans-loyalty]

So who was going to tell me that @paisleypaver was on here?

[cartoondrawer]

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

[paisleypaver]

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

[a-henchmans-loyalty]

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This is why I have a binder and a corset on-

[paisleypaver]

You HUH. A CORSET??

[a-henchmans-loyalty]

And binder.

[cartoondrawer]

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

[paisleypaver]

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

[a-henchmans-loyalty]

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This is why I have a binder and a corset on-

[rexthepaver]

@paisleypaver HIII PAISLEY!!!:D

[paisleypaver]

Oh you’ve made an account as well Rex?

[rexthepaver]

Yeah I did!! <3

[paisleypaver]

That’s good.

[rexthepaver]

Also zach was being mean to me yesterdayyyy:[[

[paisleypaver]

Oh really..what did he say?

@zach-varmitech-official

[zach-varmitech-offical]

I just said he was annoying >:/

[paisleypaver]

Zach now you know that’s rude.

[zach-varmitech-offical]

Why is it rude if it’s true

All of you are annoying >:((

[paisleypaver]

So is your whiny voice but you don’t see me complaining about it??

[zach-varmitech-offical]

Donita always complains about me WHY CANT I COMPLAIN

[paisleypaver]

Do that towards Donita then not my workers.

[zach-varmitech-offical]

Donita isn’t on here though

And she blocked my phone number again

[paisleypaver]

I wonder why.

[zach-varmitech-offical]

HEY

Now that’s rude

[rexthepaver]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZACH!!!!!!!>:[[

[zach-varmitech-offical]

NUH UH

[rexthepaver]

THATS IT IM GETTING MY PAVER YOUR FUCKING AIRSHIP IS GONNA GET PAVED!!!

[zach-varmitech-offical]

OH NO YOU DONT

SENDING MY ZACHBOTS TO PUNT YOU INTO THE SUN

[donitadonatatherealone]

DAMNIT ZACH STOP BULLYING REX

THIS IS WHY I BLOCKED YOU

[zach-varmitech-offical]

HE STARTED IT

[paisleypaver]

Oh my god. REX PUT THE PAVER AWAY-

[zach-varmitech-offical]

HELP ME

[paisleypaver]

..

[rexthepaver]

IM PAVING THIS CUNT

*paver noises lmao*

[paisleypaver]

REX NOOOOOOO I CANT HAVE YOU WASTING PRECIOUS RESOURCES ON..THAT THING.

[rexthepaver]

ZACHARY DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDDD!!!!

[paisleypaver]

REX. PUT IT DOWN.

[rexthepaver]

NO!!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDD!!×

[paisleypaver]

NO.

[rexthepaver]

YES

[paisleypaver]

NO.

[rexthepaver]

YES

[paisleypaver]

NO REX

[zach-varmitech-offical]

IM NOT GETTING PAVED TODAY REX.

(Get grabbed by Zachbots idiot)

[rexthepaver]

*PAVES THE ZACHBOTS*

[zach-varmitech-offical]

NUH UH

THROWS YOU TO PAISLEY

[rexthepaver]

AAAAÂÆÆÆÆAAAA- *FERAL SCREECH*

[zach-varmitech-offical]

PAISLEY PLEASE COME GET YOUR FERAL DOG I THINK HE HAS RABIES

[rexthepaver]

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ *MORE FERAL SCEEECHING

[zach-varmitech-offical]

@paisleypaver HELPP

[paisleypaver]

OH. REX GET DOWN WHAT THE HELL.

[rexthepaver]

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ!!!!!!!! *more feral screeching* I HAVE RABIES!!!!!

[paisleypaver]

REX.

CALM YOURSELF.

[rexthepaver]

*FROTHING AT THE MOUTH* AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ-

[paisleypaver]

[a-henchmans-loyalty]

Why pave Zachary when you can just make his Zachbots rebel against him?

[a-henchmans-loyalty]

Hello. What is this..interesting..website?