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@rexthepaver You look broken.

It just felt nice to stretch like that-

YOU STRETCHED NOT EVEN A MINUTE BEFORE THAT.

Hey always gotta prepare for the bedroom HAHAHAHAH-

Hehehheheheehhe😈

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@rexthepaver You look broken.

It just felt nice to stretch like that-

YOU STRETCHED NOT EVEN A MINUTE BEFORE THAT.

#dirty rex jokes are in action

Hey always gotta prepare for the bedroom HAHAHAHAH-

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@rexthepaver You look broken.

It just felt nice to stretch like that-

I think I broke a limb.

Are you okay?-

I don’t know. Maybe. I think one of Rex’s ribs broke though

@rexthepaver this is the only time I’ll feel sympathy for you

Both of you need to go to a hospital

MOOOMMMMMMMM

OWWWWWWWW😭

GO TO A HOSPITAL YOU TWO

PLEASE

BUT- BUT PAVERRR- I HAVE TO WORKKK

Just this one time. Let’s go.

Fine😔

I think I broke a limb.

Are you okay?-

I don’t know. Maybe. I think one of Rex’s ribs broke though

@rexthepaver this is the only time I’ll feel sympathy for you

Both of you need to go to a hospital

MOOOMMMMMMMM

OWWWWWWWW😭

GO TO A HOSPITAL YOU TWO

PLEASE

BUT- BUT PAVERRR- I HAVE TO WORKKK

I think I broke a limb.

Are you okay?-

I don’t know. Maybe. I think one of Rex’s ribs broke though

@rexthepaver this is the only time I’ll feel sympathy for you

Both of you need to go to a hospital

MOOOMMMMMMMM

OWWWWWWWW😭

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

..paisley what are jiggle physics-

Umm.

What are they..😰

Look it up.

WHAT..😭

I NEED THE BLEACH

Its just my stomach zach😭

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

..paisley what are jiggle physics-

Umm.

What are they..😰

Look it up.

WHAT..😭

Your stomach.

Oh..that makes more sense-

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

..paisley what are jiggle physics-

Umm.

What are they..😰

Look it up.

WHAT..😭

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

..paisley what are jiggle physics-

Umm.

What are they..😰

here’s your daily reminder:

Rex has jiggle psychics.

Oh.

@zach-varmitech-official @rexthepaver

..paisley what are jiggle physics-

@paisleypaver HIII PAISLEY!!!:D

Oh you’ve made an account as well Rex?

Yeah I did!! <3

That’s good.

Also zach was being mean to me yesterdayyyy:[[

Oh really..what did he say?

@zach-varmitech-official

I just said he was annoying >:/

Zach now you know that’s rude.

Why is it rude if it’s true

All of you are annoying >:((

So is your whiny voice but you don’t see me complaining about it??

Donita always complains about me WHY CANT I COMPLAIN

Do that towards Donita then not my workers.

Donita isn’t on here though

And she blocked my phone number again

I wonder why.

HEY

Now that’s rude

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZACH!!!!!!!>:[[

NUH UH

THATS IT IM GETTING MY PAVER YOUR FUCKING AIRSHIP IS GONNA GET PAVED!!!

OH NO YOU DONT

SENDING MY ZACHBOTS TO PUNT YOU INTO THE SUN

DAMNIT ZACH STOP BULLYING REX

THIS IS WHY I BLOCKED YOU

HE STARTED IT

Oh my god. REX PUT THE PAVER AWAY-

HELP ME

IM PAVING THIS CUNT

*paver noises lmao*

REX NOOOOOOO I CANT HAVE YOU WASTING PRECIOUS RESOURCES ON..THAT THING.

ZACHARY DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDDD!!!!

REX. PUT IT DOWN.

NO!!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDD!!×

NO.

YES

NO.

YES

NO REX

IM NOT GETTING PAVED TODAY REX.

(Get grabbed by Zachbots idiot)

*PAVES THE ZACHBOTS*

NUH UH

THROWS YOU TO PAISLEY

AAAAÂÆÆÆÆAAAA- *FERAL SCREECH*

PAISLEY PLEASE COME GET YOUR FERAL DOG I THINK HE HAS RABIES

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ *MORE FERAL SCEEECHING

@paisleypaver HELPP

OH. REX GET DOWN WHAT THE HELL.

PLEASE TELL ME HE DOESNT HAVE RABIES

He didn’t he’s just..kinda hyper if you know what I mean. If he had rabies well..he be dead.

WELL I KNOW THAT

BUT HES SCREAMING LIKE A FERAL CAT

..oh.

Sighs

Am I safe yet why is your henchman so manic today

No idea if I gotta be honest.

*paisley put him in a cage now hes pouting lmao*

*he looks so sad-*

Lemme outttt:((

Fine. Don’t go around trying to kill people though.

Staring with fear

HEHEHEHEHE *IMMEDIATELY POUNCES ON ZACH*

@paisleypaver HIII PAISLEY!!!:D

Oh you’ve made an account as well Rex?

Yeah I did!! <3

That’s good.

Also zach was being mean to me yesterdayyyy:[[

Oh really..what did he say?

@zach-varmitech-official

I just said he was annoying >:/

Zach now you know that’s rude.

Why is it rude if it’s true

All of you are annoying >:((

So is your whiny voice but you don’t see me complaining about it??

Donita always complains about me WHY CANT I COMPLAIN

Do that towards Donita then not my workers.

Donita isn’t on here though

And she blocked my phone number again

I wonder why.

HEY

Now that’s rude

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZACH!!!!!!!>:[[

NUH UH

THATS IT IM GETTING MY PAVER YOUR FUCKING AIRSHIP IS GONNA GET PAVED!!!

OH NO YOU DONT

SENDING MY ZACHBOTS TO PUNT YOU INTO THE SUN

DAMNIT ZACH STOP BULLYING REX

THIS IS WHY I BLOCKED YOU

HE STARTED IT

Oh my god. REX PUT THE PAVER AWAY-

HELP ME

IM PAVING THIS CUNT

*paver noises lmao*

REX NOOOOOOO I CANT HAVE YOU WASTING PRECIOUS RESOURCES ON..THAT THING.

ZACHARY DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDDD!!!!

REX. PUT IT DOWN.

NO!!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDD!!×

NO.

YES

NO.

YES

NO REX

IM NOT GETTING PAVED TODAY REX.

(Get grabbed by Zachbots idiot)

*PAVES THE ZACHBOTS*

NUH UH

THROWS YOU TO PAISLEY

AAAAÂÆÆÆÆAAAA- *FERAL SCREECH*

PAISLEY PLEASE COME GET YOUR FERAL DOG I THINK HE HAS RABIES

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ *MORE FERAL SCEEECHING

@paisleypaver HELPP

OH. REX GET DOWN WHAT THE HELL.

PLEASE TELL ME HE DOESNT HAVE RABIES

He didn’t he’s just..kinda hyper if you know what I mean. If he had rabies well..he be dead.

WELL I KNOW THAT

BUT HES SCREAMING LIKE A FERAL CAT

..oh.

Sighs

Am I safe yet why is your henchman so manic today

No idea if I gotta be honest.

*paisley put him in a cage now hes pouting lmao*

*he looks so sad-*

Lemme outttt:((

@paisleypaver HIII PAISLEY!!!:D

Oh you’ve made an account as well Rex?

Yeah I did!! <3

That’s good.

Also zach was being mean to me yesterdayyyy:[[

Oh really..what did he say?

@zach-varmitech-official

I just said he was annoying >:/

Zach now you know that’s rude.

Why is it rude if it’s true

All of you are annoying >:((

So is your whiny voice but you don’t see me complaining about it??

Donita always complains about me WHY CANT I COMPLAIN

Do that towards Donita then not my workers.

Donita isn’t on here though

And she blocked my phone number again

I wonder why.

HEY

Now that’s rude

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZACH!!!!!!!>:[[

NUH UH

THATS IT IM GETTING MY PAVER YOUR FUCKING AIRSHIP IS GONNA GET PAVED!!!

OH NO YOU DONT

SENDING MY ZACHBOTS TO PUNT YOU INTO THE SUN

DAMNIT ZACH STOP BULLYING REX

THIS IS WHY I BLOCKED YOU

HE STARTED IT

Oh my god. REX PUT THE PAVER AWAY-

HELP ME

IM PAVING THIS CUNT

*paver noises lmao*

REX NOOOOOOO I CANT HAVE YOU WASTING PRECIOUS RESOURCES ON..THAT THING.

ZACHARY DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDDD!!!!

REX. PUT IT DOWN.

NO!!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDD!!×

NO.

YES

NO.

YES

NO REX

IM NOT GETTING PAVED TODAY REX.

(Get grabbed by Zachbots idiot)

*PAVES THE ZACHBOTS*

NUH UH

THROWS YOU TO PAISLEY

AAAAÂÆÆÆÆAAAA- *FERAL SCREECH*

PAISLEY PLEASE COME GET YOUR FERAL DOG I THINK HE HAS RABIES

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ *MORE FERAL SCEEECHING

@paisleypaver HELPP

OH. REX GET DOWN WHAT THE HELL.

PLEASE TELL ME HE DOESNT HAVE RABIES

He didn’t he’s just..kinda hyper if you know what I mean. If he had rabies well..he be dead.

WELL I KNOW THAT

BUT HES SCREAMING LIKE A FERAL CAT

..oh.

Sighs

Am I safe yet why is your henchman so manic today

No idea if I gotta be honest.

*paisley put him in a cage now hes pouting lmao*

@paisleypaver HIII PAISLEY!!!:D

Oh you’ve made an account as well Rex?

Yeah I did!! <3

That’s good.

Also zach was being mean to me yesterdayyyy:[[

Oh really..what did he say?

@zach-varmitech-official

I just said he was annoying >:/

Zach now you know that’s rude.

Why is it rude if it’s true

All of you are annoying >:((

So is your whiny voice but you don’t see me complaining about it??

Donita always complains about me WHY CANT I COMPLAIN

Do that towards Donita then not my workers.

Donita isn’t on here though

And she blocked my phone number again

I wonder why.

HEY

Now that’s rude

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZACH!!!!!!!>:[[

NUH UH

THATS IT IM GETTING MY PAVER YOUR FUCKING AIRSHIP IS GONNA GET PAVED!!!

OH NO YOU DONT

SENDING MY ZACHBOTS TO PUNT YOU INTO THE SUN

DAMNIT ZACH STOP BULLYING REX

THIS IS WHY I BLOCKED YOU

HE STARTED IT

Oh my god. REX PUT THE PAVER AWAY-

HELP ME

IM PAVING THIS CUNT

*paver noises lmao*

REX NOOOOOOO I CANT HAVE YOU WASTING PRECIOUS RESOURCES ON..THAT THING.

ZACHARY DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDDD!!!!

REX. PUT IT DOWN.

NO!!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDD!!×

NO.

YES

NO.

YES

NO REX

IM NOT GETTING PAVED TODAY REX.

(Get grabbed by Zachbots idiot)

*PAVES THE ZACHBOTS*

NUH UH

THROWS YOU TO PAISLEY

AAAAÂÆÆÆÆAAAA- *FERAL SCREECH*

PAISLEY PLEASE COME GET YOUR FERAL DOG I THINK HE HAS RABIES

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ *MORE FERAL SCEEECHING

@paisleypaver HELPP

OH. REX GET DOWN WHAT THE HELL.

PLEASE TELL ME HE DOESNT HAVE RABIES

He didn’t he’s just..kinda hyper if you know what I mean. If he had rabies well..he be dead.

WELL I KNOW THAT

BUT HES SCREAMING LIKE A FERAL CAT

..oh.

Sighs

Am I safe yet why is your henchman so manic today

No idea if I gotta be honest.

*paisley put him in a cage now hes pouting lmao*

@paisleypaver HIII PAISLEY!!!:D

Oh you’ve made an account as well Rex?

Yeah I did!! <3

That’s good.

Also zach was being mean to me yesterdayyyy:[[

Oh really..what did he say?

@zach-varmitech-official

I just said he was annoying >:/

Zach now you know that’s rude.

Why is it rude if it’s true

All of you are annoying >:((

So is your whiny voice but you don’t see me complaining about it??

Donita always complains about me WHY CANT I COMPLAIN

Do that towards Donita then not my workers.

Donita isn’t on here though

And she blocked my phone number again

I wonder why.

HEY

Now that’s rude

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZACH!!!!!!!>:[[

NUH UH

THATS IT IM GETTING MY PAVER YOUR FUCKING AIRSHIP IS GONNA GET PAVED!!!

OH NO YOU DONT

SENDING MY ZACHBOTS TO PUNT YOU INTO THE SUN

DAMNIT ZACH STOP BULLYING REX

THIS IS WHY I BLOCKED YOU

HE STARTED IT

Oh my god. REX PUT THE PAVER AWAY-

HELP ME

IM PAVING THIS CUNT

*paver noises lmao*

REX NOOOOOOO I CANT HAVE YOU WASTING PRECIOUS RESOURCES ON..THAT THING.

ZACHARY DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDDD!!!!

REX. PUT IT DOWN.

NO!!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES TO BE PAVEDDD!!×

NO.

YES

NO.

YES

NO REX

IM NOT GETTING PAVED TODAY REX.

(Get grabbed by Zachbots idiot)

*PAVES THE ZACHBOTS*

NUH UH

THROWS YOU TO PAISLEY

AAAAÂÆÆÆÆAAAA- *FERAL SCREECH*

PAISLEY PLEASE COME GET YOUR FERAL DOG I THINK HE HAS RABIES

AAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆAAAAAAAÆÆÆĂÆÃÂÆÆ *MORE FERAL SCEEECHING

@paisleypaver HELPP

OH. REX GET DOWN WHAT THE HELL.

PLEASE TELL ME HE DOESNT HAVE RABIES

He didn’t he’s just..kinda hyper if you know what I mean. If he had rabies well..he be dead.

WELL I KNOW THAT

BUT HES SCREAMING LIKE A FERAL CAT

..oh.

the-angst-k1ng

Am I safe yet