a bit of this and that

not languages / main: @polysprachig 

[denofdreams-writerblr]

[bun-maska]

Don't call us out like that. Jeeeeeeezz.

[witchlinda]

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This isn't. Physically possible. The hoop throws.

[roach-works]

hi! what the fuck.

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[still-playing-pretend]

😳

[taciturnaberration]

six years of fried egg tshirt…

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉

[elasticitymudflap]

[cat-source]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRfdbtvK/

[afterhourswjay]

i WASN'T READY FOR THE MUSIC OMFG XJFKXKBE

[daily-spooky]

[herpsandbirds]

Indian Black Narrowmouth Frog aka "Space Frog" (Melanobatrachus indicus), family Microhylidae, Munnar, Kerala, India

photograph by Hadlee Renjith 

[markscherz]

Look, I think it is important that as many people as possible see these phenomenal photos of Melanobatrachus indicus, because they are damn rare, but truly spectacular.

If anyone wants to know my favourite frog, this is probably in the top five.

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

cats are onto something with bonking their heads against people btw

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

im glad we all agree

[wizardsisananimal]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

[wizardsisananimal]

wild that this has taken off outside of wizard tumblr because the original context for this was that i trapped 30 thousand people in a maze

[funnytwittertweets]

[fieldbears]

This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read

[proficientatfreakness]

Came back wrong but it's. The format this consciousness was first backed up is no longer compatible so some untranslatable characters will now read like extended ascii symbols

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[strawberey]

I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.

[francescaas]

i'm gonna be so unbearable in october

[whiskersonkittens65]

by Adam Rice

[valtsv]

shopping in an unfamiliar grocery store instead of your usual is literally a survival horror

[peaknormal-deactivated20230923]

what's the point of getting work experience if we're all equal in the eyes of god

[eatpussypraylove]

If you stop looking at your phone in every free moment it will feel a lot more anxiety-inducing at first but after a day or two you will settle into a slower way of thinking and eventually you will spend the whole morning looking at the sun rise through the window while you sip coffee or hold your sleeping partner and your thoughts wont feel like they’re on a treadmill