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[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[coldasyou]

the tortured poets department (2024)

[ftftftftftftftftf-deactivated20]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[chrrispine]

@usersitcom Sitcom Week Day 3: Favorite Running Gag

Creed Bratton’s Peculiar Confessionals

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

[optimalmongoose4]

That was his psychic attack

[pukicho]

The almost sensual aura that a baguette eminates

[freakazoidea]

Because it’s cock shaped?

[pukicho]

Swine. Guillotine, now.

[callmearcturus]

Backloggd is the only good video game website

[callmearcturus]

more bangers from backloggd

[shisasan]

𝙰𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝟷𝟻, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶 -𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹

[ID: August 15. Wasted day. Spent sleeping and lying down. END ID]

[mia-down-under]

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[smute]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Good name for a girlboss I don’t see the problem

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[aturnoftheearth]

being on tumblr desktop version is so fucking funny like girl i’m bloggin’

[aturnoftheearth]

using mobile: haha phone friends 

using desktop: dear mutuals, per my last post-

[funnytwittertweets]

[trans]

Taking my short boyfriend out but keeping an eye on him so that the hawks don’t get to him whilst I’m not looking.

[fairycosmos]

has a breakdown about what a lonely life it is. goes for a walk with headphones in. purchases a beverage at the supermarket. you know how it goes