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[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[gojinka]

I couldn’t be a mom id be scaring my kids id be like hear that thunder that’s god that’s god and he’s coming to get us

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[placeholdername-1]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[huffylemon]

[bunnyycocaine]

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too

[dahppled]

if I get murdered or something and there's a documentary about it and people talk about how I used to "light up the room" know that they are lying. I have never lit up a room. I don't even like turning lights on. I probably enjoyed being murdered too

[civilbedrest]

waiter, waiter! some more life in my eyes please?

[akashicrecord]

i'm bad with money and i have anger issues would you like to be eternal lovers

[greelin]

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

[real-language-facts]

clit is short for classical literature

[heidelbro]

[tlirsgender]

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

[innerchildabortionclinic]

We're always saying "i've never had a unique experience" on here but on Reddit every day someone has a genuine unique experience

[raylangivins]