Doing whatever the hell I want, cuz that's what Tumblr is about. I've been staying off of the dashboard, but I've been writing short reviews for things I watch. Don't worry: I tag spoilers.
"Women who hold hands obviously want to have sex with each other," says a noted scientist. "Studies have shown that direct, meaningful eye contact is equivalent to kissing with tongue. This surprised about half the scientific community, yet none of Tumblr."
Clinical trials have shown...
92% of women alone in the same room (and not talking about men) want to rip each other's clothes off and ravish each other on the spot.
43% of the time, women who sit next to each other in a car are secretly trying to stick their hand up the other woman's shirt. Thankfully, only 8% of these instances occurred while one of the women was driving.
100% of women who have a very close female friend (while neither have a boyfriend) will be labelled by society at large as "lesbians", "bisexuals", or another non-straight orientation that will take 3 weeks under Tumblr's wise tutelage to understand, despite the actual orientation and / or desires of the women in question.
Our journalists were out on the street this morning interviewing random teenagers and college students, regarding several TV characters who matched the description above.
"They are so gay. GHEY. I wish they'd kissed."
"That was like, the gayest thing I ever saw and it was incredible!" *muffled high pitched screeches of delight*
"Yes. Just yes. All of my yes." *crying*
In conclusion, there is no such thing as "just friends". Any form of physical affection between two people of the same sex is sexual or romantic in nature, and any protests by the participants suggesting otherwise will be met with "stop denying it, we'll accept you just the way you are".
Any person who does not want to give the appearance of being a sexual orientation other than what they are is advised to avoid eye contact with and physical affection towards any person who would not line up with their professed orientation. As for people who don't want anything assumed about their sexual orientation, they are cautioned to avoid all human contact.
There are a lot of dogs and cats in your local animal shelters waiting to be adopted.
3315. After Beast Boy and Cyborg finished reading (for BB watching) the Harry Potter series, they developed a habit of choosing Houses for all of the Titans. They said Raven would be a Slytherin, "Cuz, ya know, evil demon father?" Starfire, being the caring person she is, threw a fit saying that "Friend Raven would not be in the House of Slythering In! She would be in the House of Raven's Claws!" This ended in an angry Tamaranian, 2 fried superheroes, and 1 destroyed tower.
I was looking up some Christmas-y stock footage to use for my Graphic design final and came across Disney’s secret plans for a High School Musical Christmas special.
