mike

he / him

[paladinmikewheels]

by the way guys i'm still the rizz king

[willnmike4l]

cali crew as weezer 🤭

(weird concept I know just pretend to go along with my shenanigans 💪🏼, oh and @/jadeschoncehun is my insta)

[willelmikes]

mike the type of guy to drink ginger ale

[paladinmikewheels]

ginger ale is the best

way better than the new coke @lucassinclair811

[lucassinclair811]

wow mike you hurt me 😔

[madmaxmayfield71]

Root Beer is better, it will taste the same regardless of brand!

[paladinmikewheels]

root beer 🥺 NOOOOO 🥺 ROOT BEER 🥺

[bloodmoonblitz]

mike wheeler paladin swag. 

[paladinmikewheels]

IT’S ME I’M THE RIZZ KING

[madmaxmayfield71]

More like the rat king

[paladinmikewheels]

I AM NOT THE RAT KING

[bloodmoonblitz]

mike wheeler paladin swag. 

[paladinmikewheels]

IT'S ME I'M THE RIZZ KING

[finalgirlharrison-deactivated20]

i think i have a little bit too much rizz

[l0v3c0r3e]

[dizzyadolly]

[hazmatazz]

[valtsv]

huge fan of this guy i hope something bad happens to him

[adorewillbylers-deactivated2025]

[paladinmikewheels]

HEY

[shaniacsboogara]

i already love your blog its so silly!!

THANK YOU I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT!!!

also i have a confession to make...

...i may or may not be the rizz king™

[adorewillbylers-deactivated2025]

THE RIZZ KING OMG I COULD CRY RN!!!!!

[shaniacsboogara]

YEAH I'M SORRY THAT BLOG KINDA WENT RADIO SILENT BECAUSE MY MESSAGING WASN'T WORKING AND I STARTED TO GET MORE HYPERFIXATED ON WATCHER STUFF SO I'M HERE NOW (this is my main blog)

[paladinmikewheels]

guys idk who this is don't believe them I AM THE RIZZ KING

(okay fine maybe this is my main blog what about it)

[paladinmikewheels]

apple crisp

[paladinmikewheels]

MICHAEL WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN YEARS IM SO SORRY

THAT'S OKAY BESTIE I'VE BEEN BUSY but also i missed you how are you doing??? im still facing the atrocities every day but at this point it's kinda fun now

[adorewillbylers-deactivated2025]

BRO SORRY IM LATE TO THIS FOR SOME REASON I NEVER GET NOTIFICATIONS FROM U 😭😭😭

I MISSED U TOO!! i need to send some atrocities to u 😔

[paladinmikewheels]

PLEASE SEND ME ATROCITIES SLAY

[paladinmikewheels]

MICHAEL WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN YEARS IM SO SORRY

THAT'S OKAY BESTIE I'VE BEEN BUSY but also i missed you how are you doing??? im still facing the atrocities every day but at this point it's kinda fun now

[nimbosaur]

If he’s not silly what’s the point

[konoko]

slut era (just want to talk to someone every day and every night)

[kosmogrl]

so i'm just supposed to listen to songs with the craziest most heart wrenching lyrics and go on about my day

[paladinmikewheels]

me with weezer