It's Joke

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[dreamsmaycome]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[fexalted]

[image description: 11 photos of various cats trying their hardest to steal a bite of human foods, while their humans hold them back by grabbing their heads, causing them to have funny stretched faces and bug eyes.]

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[molabuddy]

i am naturally observant and sexy but not in this case specifically despite what it seems because i only saw this bc i was reminded of if you see someone drowning lol then call 911

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[evilwizard]

i specifically requested it

[prokopetz]

For clarity, when I said "don't push yourself", I didn't mean "don't ever test your physical and emotional limits"; I just meant maybe the Costco parking lot is not the place to conduct that particular experiment.

[prokopetz]

You think I'm just memeing here, but the Costco parking lot is in fact the perfect place to meet people who feel strongly that the only way to prove their manhood is to attempt to do The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift moves with a shopping cart containing two hundred kilos of Diet Coke.

[transparentfossil]

2.5" Botryoidal Yellow-Orange Fluorite on Quartz - India

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[jihef03]

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

PLS YES

[cafeinevitable-deactivated20220]

Over The Waves by Setsuko Matsushima

art quilt

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

QUILT??!?!?!?!?!??

[creative-type]

Back when I was still in high school while visiting my grandparents out of state, my mom took me to a quilt show where there was this one appliqué wall hanging piece that haunts me to this day. It was of a girl who’d gotten her kite stuck in a tree, and had the vibes of an Edward Gorey piece, all black and white  except for the kite, which was red.  And the damn thing was reversible. If a piece of material was black with white spots on one side, the other would be white with black stripes. The dude who made the piece said he had to go to material shops across 4 different states to make the concept work. Understandably, he wasn’t interested in selling at that time, so I snapped a few crappy pictures on my pre-smart phone cellphone.

Except my phone unexpectedly broke shortly thereafter, and I lost those pictures forever. It’s been like 15 years, and I still think of that little wall hanging quilt and feel a little sad that I’ll never see it again.

Anyway, quilts are art and too many people sleep on that artistry without really understanding the work that goes into making them 

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[lettuceism]