Is the sun in your eyes, easy rider? @palmsandclover - Tumblr Blog

Actually Lana Del Rey wrote these lyrics about Sir Crocodile

I ALSO want to become Sir Crocodiles dumb bimbo wife. I’m tired of workplace micromanaging I need some lipgloss and to have that man think for me

We need more ditzy girl reader fics for him

I want to be Bro Santa’s dumb bimbo wife. I don’t need thoughts that man can literally think for me

Things I want Thatch to say to me when he’s reverse isekai-ed onto earth (probably canon):

“I’d cook for you everyday if you were mine”

“Here comes my cute little sous chef”

“You wouldn’t have to lift a finger with me”

“I’d please you better in bed than any other man can”

“You’re cute when you’re drooling all over my crotch”

Biden blasting the Gachiakuta fans for ruining the fandom

Wish Bro Santa was real so I could sniff his armpits

MORE BRO SANTA FANSERVICE FANART

MORE Bro Santa nsfw fanart!!!

I’ll take crumbs I swear *slams fist*

Is the sun in your eyes, easy rider?