the night sky is beautiful

be who u r and love yourself im awake!!!! she/they :) talk 2 me about robots

[algorithmist]

[tainbocuailnge]

every now and then i see posts about how kids these days don’t know how to pirate anymore but i was hanging with an 11 yr old today and she was telling me about all her favourite illegal streaming sites to watch anime and how she made a japanese google play account so she could play magia record so i guess i’m here to reassure you that cool kids very much do still exist. and they will never go extinct as long as you keep teaching your little cousins and neighbour kids how to pirate

[tainbocuailnge]

some of you in the tags are so annoying acting like you’re so much better than this 11 year old just because she watches her anime on gogoanime instead of torrenting it on her computer which she does not have. go tell a kid you know that mobile firefox has multiple different adblockers so they don’t have to ninja deflect twenty popups every time they click next episode

[disformer]

hello women 

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

[deliriousdumbosdrinkingdilemma]

Please

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so if the grinch and tony had a kid, it would probably be

have weird fur and an unsettling appearance (like the grinch)

be orange and into sports (tony)

so that child would be Gritty

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’ve never derived an iota of joy from this website and I truly don’t know why i’m still here

[yellowbuggie]

[yellowbuggie]

I am ashamed to say that I put a lot of effort into this….

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy. fucking. STARS.

[yellowbuggie]

Whoops my hand slipped….

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how have you done this…..why have you done it…..

[yellowbuggie]

I can’t stop

[yellowbuggie]

Look at the kids run! 

[yellowbuggie]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Happy Grinch Day, Chapter 4 of the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FIX-IT FIC is up!

[aloha-from-angel]

I couldn’t breathe when I saw these…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Parent Trap but Gritty and the Lorax try to reunite Tony & the Grinch

[banana-the-hyena-deactivated202]

Everytime I see this thread show up on my dash it’s in more depth and more developed. I didn’t think we could reach these levels of insanity but here we are.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

buddy have you SEEN my tags:

#also the Lorax has ‘the’ in front of their name just like The Grinch so it’s a family thing  #WAIT WAIT WAIT  #this implies that after the breakup the Grinch raised the Lorax while Tony raised Gritty. Tony the Cereal Sports Mascot raised Gritty the Hockey Mascot. this makes Complete Sense  #Grinch likes solitude and nature and hates waste and commercialism–traits passed onto the Lorax  #Tony is obnoxiously extroverted and loves sports and is a Famous Pop Cultural Mascot. Gritty followed in his father’s footsteps…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it is painfully hysterical to me that people are encountering this fic completely at random without knowing the Relevant Tumblr Backstory behind it

[catchymemes]

[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[carnival-phantasm]

LEGEND

[sigmafemalemindsetremade]

he's right and he should say it

[manzardworkshop]

[durational-deactivated20150417]

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[queersona]

daylight savings is the work of the devil

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[doodle-machine]

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[my-darling-boy]

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

[femmesandhoney]

[cowboybeebs-deactivated20211104]

Female solidarity

[biologicallyangry-deactivated20]

The Collective Has Spoken

[femclasscirce]

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

[jeniferprince]

oh to be a pirate being rescued by mermaids

check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here

[boimgfrog]

looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and

what does this mean

[ceekari]

that's descriptive alright. perplexing, but descriptive

[neenarchive]

lesbians respond to male characters in one of seven ways:

complete indifference (majority go here)

that's my dad

that's my son

that's my brother my favourite dude my special guy (reserved for canonically gay/bi/trans men only)

that's my disgusting little pet hamster

im going to steal his gender

burning hatred

[baebyaga]

[andrew-yakson]

[applejoose1]

[smstransformers]

[thetyrannosaur]