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chasteandpregnantmale

Totally love them. Want to be one.

drakeflower444

I really wish this was me

dinotor

La bata funciona muchisimooo🤩🤩

¿Sabes? Cuando estaba embarazado de Regina, mi hija menor, me puse esta bata solo un par de veces antes de irme a dormir. ¡Esta bata es la mejor!

Cuando estás a poco de dar a luz tu pene es muy sensible y bueno un boxer es muy molesto

The robe works really well!🤩🤩

You know, when I was pregnant with Regina, my youngest daughter, I used this robe like twice before going to sleep. This robe is the best!

When you're about to give birth, your penis is very sensitive, and well, boxer shorts are very uncomfortable.

mpregrapidpreg

Pregnancy Drive Part 3

I'm so sorry it's been a while! I started getting worked really hard at work!!!

The pregnancy was progressing nicely but I've been stuck around this size for weeks!! I'd have thought by now I'd be feeling some movement, kicks or something but no... nothing...

I've had a little look at the spell and, yes a part of the problem was I didn't refresh it... But I did manage to find out just how far through this pregnancy I am!! 200 days exactly!

Oh.. I guess I'm in my third trimester! 😅

The good news is that, with a bit more of a push, I think we can get me through this pregnancy! The bad news is, I'm really desperate to get through it 😖

It's impossible to hide this bump at work now, and I'm not sure how long they'll keep letting me work from home!!

Like last time, interacting with the posts will spur this pregnancy along!

1 like on this post = 1 day of progress

1 answered ask = 3 days of progress

1 reblog of this post (1 per blog) = 5 days of progress

With how this spell works, my labour will be triggered by the roll of three dice! Depending on how many days along I am, I'll have to roll above a certain value and, if I don't make it, then my labour will begin! I'll be rolling twice per day, so I know just as much as you as to when I'll pop 😳😳😳

mpregjock

I'm realizing I don't have clothes that fit my bump. The triplets are growing MUCH faster than anticipated. I can feel them shifting around in there, pressing against my pelvis. Sitting upright has gotten really uncomfortable, I need to recline a bit, and putting on my socks by myself makes me feel like a contortionist 🤣🤣 I could use some help getting clothes that fit my bump 😅😩

mpregjock

Heavier and heavier by the day. I feel one of their heads pressing against the top of my pelvis lately. It feels like a small bowling ball weighing down inside me, not quite trying to squeeze out but just resting there. My due date might be sooner than the doctor thought...

If you can help relieve some of the weight, DM me. It's getting heavy. Luckily I'm naturally big so I can handle it but damn it does get exhausting.

mrmidwifemd-deactivated20150626

Reblog if you roleplay birth

Let me know who you are! :)

mpregjock

Belly, bigger

Butt, bigger

Hips, wider

My body feels like it's changing... Changing to produce more and more. I wonder if I'm releasing some pheromone too bc all my gym bros are acting strange around me 🤣😮‍💨😅