Sorry to Keep You Waiting

Hey, Pit here, loyal servant to the goddess Palutena. It's been pretty peaceful around here, so I've had some free time. ((Independent RP blog for Pit from Kid Icarus, post Uprising. This is a sfw blog))

[roberttheglitcherino]

So a horned poison rabbit thing and a silly angel walk into a city in the middle of an invasion (RP with palutenasangel)

[roberttheglitcherino]

Robert drew out his claws. “While I don’t really like to be violent, I don’t think trying to converse with these guys will get anywhere. I’ll do whatever I can sir.”

[palutenasangel]

Shemums continued to come after the two, it looked like a lot had spawned before they managed to break the pot. But Pit kept swinging the Skyscraper Club to fend them off. Unfortunately, backup arrived in the form of a swarm of Monoeyes. "How are you at ranged combat? If you're better at that, I need you to take on the Monoeyes, otherwise hold off the Shemums so I can switch to a ranged weapon."

[palutenasangel]

composingangel started following you

[composing-angel]

"Heh heh it’s not hard to spot a bad egg, my naive little friend. Think about it. Even if that egg has a few good souls in it, if it was destined to destroy and taint all the eggs around it, wouldn’t it be better to remove it and save the other cities instead? And don’t bother saying you’d figure out a way to save them all because that’s your naivety showing. Life isn’t that convenient and sometimes there isn’t a happily ever after. Just an ending that lets life go on."

To think you could save everything was setting yourself up for disappointment. Life wasn’t some comic book fantasy where everything worked out in the end. Death was inevitable.

"Heh heh well let me clarify, Pitty~ Hades wouldn’t even send his aces to battle here. One underworld soldier from Shibuya would single handedly wipe out hundreds of Hades’ soldiers. The aces wouldn’t even bother coming out to play. Heh heh and that’s probably because Shibuya recycles souls far more efficiently than your dear dear Hades. And they make stronger monsters here~"

Was Shibuya really that different than Hade’s world with the whole taking souls and making monsters? Hard to say when Joshua was being so…Joshua.

"Hades is a god, Pit. You shouldn’t limit a god to one world. "

[palutenasangel]

"Hmm, but isn't kind of pessimistic to think that one place could only taint other places? I mean I guess something should be done about a place with more bad than good, but that seems a little... extreme." This was sounding an uncomfortably lot like Reset Bomb talk to Pit. Not to mention that Pit and Skyworld as a whole had a policy not to get involved in mortal conflicts.

'

And he was lecturing Pit about being prideful? But he'd keep his mouth shut, it was becoming more and more apparent that arguing with Joshua tended to get him nowhere fast.

"Well it looks like you're not wasting souls and recycling them properly so yeah, you probably are better at it than Hades. I don't know how he had that job so long, he was pretty bad about it. I think Lady Palutena and the other gods are still looking for a replacement though."

"I guess that's true, I just didn't think about it at the time. Plus he seemed pretty preoccupied with making my life a pain when he wasn't busy scheming."

[hellhoundlee]

Demon Dog in Angel Land

[palutenasangel]

Pit wiped the boiling slobber from his face and lifted himself back up off the ground, thankful for a few seconds to get his stance back. Although somehow he didn’t feel safe with Lee talking to Viridi.

Viridi tried to catch her breath and stop laughing to acknowledge the hulking mass of canine in front of her. “Yeah, you’re a very good boy.” she smiled and patted his head. “No no, I’ll be alright, you just keep having a good time with Pit. He’s more durable then he looks so feel free to really let loose.”

[hellhoundlee]

Lee tilts his head “You mean… Wrestle fun times? Lee Wrestle Pit Friend yes? Oh boy!” Lee bounces in place a bit while wagging his tail

Lee immediately turns around and playfully tackles the small angel. He’s still rather gentle, of course. This isn’t a REAL fight… But the force is still enough to knock a person much bigger than Pit off their feet.

[palutenasangel]

As Pit dusted himself off, he looked up to see the huge mass of fur flying at him again, with just enough time to brace himself as much as he could. Despite his size, Pit could hold a lot more weight than most people, but he was still having some trouble holding Lee up at this point. "Hrg, Viridi, what did you tell him?"

"Just that little Pit wanted to have some fun and wrestle. C'mon, show him who's boss, Pit."

[cartoonphysicsmayapply-blog]

His dashing good looks? That was almost laughable. I mean please, who was he trying to kid? At least he had some nice gags up his sleeve. She could appreciate that, at the very least. But the fact that he sounded as high and mighty as he did- Okay, she couldn’t hold back her laughter anymore. There she goes again.

"Awh, whatta cute little canon. Didn’t know we had another pirate ‘round these parts!" Whoops, that was more of a wild west line than it was a pirate one. Well, it was close enough. After all, this shrimpy little guy might not be able to tell the difference anyway. He didn’t exactly look like he was as cultured in the ways of cartoons as she was. The poor guy. Where did he come from, anyway? Greece? Did they even have TVs in Greece? Okay, okay, back to what was important; outgagging this chump.

So there she goes, pulling her favorite cartoonish cannon out of what probably seemed like air. Thank you, synthetic parasites. Thank you Doc Avian. And thanks to the academy, too, while we’re at it. She paused a moment before slipping a cigar into her mouth and using the flame to light the end of the cannon, which she pointed at the direction of some random, poor, unfortunate building before-

"There she blows!"

[palutenasangel]

There she goes, laughing again! And why was she talking like a cowboy while talking about pirates? Weird. Wait she's pulling out her own cannon too? "Wait wait wait hold on a second, I just wanted to show off the weapon a little not-" Too late, the conversation now included one large metal ball flying towards a building at high speed. Not a good sign.

"Hey don't do that!" The Ball Cannon disappeared in a flash of light and was replaced by two shields floating above Pit's shoulders, the Guardian Orbitars, letting them charge for a second before a large shield in front of the building, stopping the cannonball in the air.

"What's the big idea? People could have gotten hurt!" If she had fired at him, he could have brushed it off or at least dodged it and let it hit the street, but aiming right at a building? That was low and Pit wouldn't stand for it. "If you've got a problem with me, fight me, but leave others out of it."

[heylininferno-deactivated201409]

"Not at all. New faces tend to bring trouble, that’s all. Especially those who are clearly not human or Dagonian."

[palutenasangel]

"Yeah but what trouble could an angel bring? I'm just hear on a little trip to relax, that's all."

[smashingsire]

"Well, I can fly,… actually float…" he sweat-dropped. "But I have my ways of jus’ waltzin’ into lands I only know of from Smash Brotha’s."

[palutenasangel]

"Well it's still a pleasant surprise to get a visit from an old friend."

"And it looks like we'll be getting some new Smash Brothers and Sisters on the roster this year, it's nice to see some new faces. Looks like some of the other guys were busy preparing too, have you seen Ike now?"

[inboxideas]

Send me a symbol, and I'll tell you a surefire way to make my character feel...

☺ Happy

☹ Sad

✂ Angry

➳ Scared

☤ Disgusted

♯ Annoyed

♬ Excited

☂ Embarrassed

★ Awed/Impressed

☢ Worried

☯ Calm

♟ Jealous

♛ Confident

♭ Self-conscious

[heylininferno-deactivated201409]

"Your wit needs some sharpening, boy. What brings you here?"

[palutenasangel]

"I was just wandering the city, seeing the sights and stuff while I have a day off. Is that a problem, Miss Freaky-Gun-Hand-Lady?"

[cartoonphysicsmayapply-blog]

Okay, she just had to laugh at that. And when Peacock laughed, it wasn’t just a simple chuckle or two. It was sort of extreme. Kind of like the way murders laughed in those crime shows mixed with that obnoxious “hyuck hyuck” sort of laugh that Goofy had. Pretty awkward, really.

"Oh, I’m sure. Pretty little angel boy like you… Yeah, you’re a real fighter, all right! Just look at that genuine.” Why yes, she most certainly did pronounce the word genuine in that old, wild west sort of way. You know, like the kind of way those old miner guys used to say it. Like golly, that sure is some genuine gold alright!

"Ya know, I had a mom, once. She was a ginger, but now she’s dead. A dad, too. But look at ‘im now. Rottin’ away in a grave somewhere, and he didn’t even come back to life as a comically inclined zombie! Why didn’t the father cross the road, amirite?”

[palutenasangel]

Oh now he was mad, he was gonna show her who's tough! Pit's not the type to just sit their and be made fun of when it comes to something like his fighting ability. He's the captain of the Goddess of Light's army after all and that means he's the strongest fighter in Skyworld.

"I'll have you know these dashing good looks aren't my only strength! Just look at this." He stretched his arm out and in a flash of light equipped the Ball Cannon, which covered his entire forearm, about as big as he is tall. "And it's not just for show, I've taken down whole armies with weapons like this."

He wanted to say something about her parents, but right now he was trying to make a stand. Sorry Peacock, Pit will be sure to apologize more than necessary and try to be awkwardly comforting later, whether you want that or not.

[heylininferno-deactivated201409]

palutenasangel started following you

"Look at that, another freak has found his way to New Meridian."

[palutenasangel]

"Wow, rude. And can you really call someone else a freak with a gun-arm thing that's actually pretty cool?"

[lunarcartoonist]

A fun sketch I did a while ago, and colored in last month.

"Pit-guin", a combination of one of my fave game characters with my favorite animal. :D (They both have quite a bit in common. Also, baby penguin ‘cause Pit’s still young himself.)

[enetumb-deactivated20161230]

Goddess Offering

[sunoharamomose]

Trying to stay alive with poor internet, have some Kid Icarus fanart

[zeelatunes]

THE AQUARIUS BLADE HAS A HAND IN IT

[palutenasangel]

((Btw, since I was gone a while, if we have a thread I forgot about that you want to continue or you just want to start a thread, feel free to let me know !))

[smashingsire]

"Yep! I’m lookin’ forward to it too!" he said to the angel and then back at the goddess. "Ya don’t get dat many visitors here?"

[palutenasangel]

"Well it is a little hard for most people to reach our little temple in the sky."

"Not to mention most of the people who can are in other worlds."

[hellhoundlee]

Demon Dog in Angel Land

[hellhoundlee]

If you think Lee’s tongue is hot now, you should feel it when he’s angry!… Except you would be more likely to feel his teeth, rather than his tongue.

Lee stops licking when his friend says stop. Lee trots over to Viridi. Viridi friend seems to be talking about Lee! “Lee IS a good doggy! Lee IS!” This is a very happy demon dog indeed “Is Viridi friend’s “sides” ok though?” the hound tilts its head.

[palutenasangel]

Pit wiped the boiling slobber from his face and lifted himself back up off the ground, thankful for a few seconds to get his stance back. Although somehow he didn't feel safe with Lee talking to Viridi.

Viridi tried to catch her breath and stop laughing to acknowledge the hulking mass of canine in front of her. "Yeah, you're a very good boy." she smiled and patted his head. "No no, I'll be alright, you just keep having a good time with Pit. He's more durable then he looks so feel free to really let loose."