I ❤ diapers and burps

18+ only please / old enough to not be trusted (30+) / I like diapers and burps and techno music and weed and video games (not necessarily in that order). / Pictures are mostly me, words are mostly fiction.

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Real gamers don't need bathroom breaks 😜

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someone peed in my diaper last night!

(it was me)

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reblogging yesterday's post be ause its way better than this morning's diaper.

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someone peed in my diaper last night!

(it was me)

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Guess who blazes trees and wets himself at night?

Sorry, it's too early to come up with a good joke answer, so I'll just tell you: it's me.

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okay, what the fuck is Rearz doing with the Lil Monsterz line? the original ones were such a great cute colorful design. then they redesigned them, okay, fine, they were still pretty similar. then they did it again and added old school video game shit so now the monsterz are gamerz too*. the newest ones only have 3 monsters, and none of them are the little bat-dude (seriously what the fuck rearz), and there's more "gmer" stuff than the last design. *don't get me wrong, the retro game aesthetic is adorable and very much made for me, a diaper-loving gamer dork. i'd buy diapers that had nothing but that stuff - the life hearts as wetness indicators is a great idea! gimme a diaper with that and the other "retro game" designs on it. my issue is that they turned the Lil Monsterz into Lil Gamerz and they didn't need to mix them together. overall, i have mixed feelings. i don't really like them as "the new Lil Monsterz" but I can't deny that they're pretty damn adorable. like i said, i love the "life hearts as wetness indicator" thing. i just wish it was on a "retro game" focused diaper, without the characters.

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the droop

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This fucking song is like pure 1998 in audio form, and it rules if you like 90s grungy alternative rock ("alternative to good!" there i did it for you)

(Placebo, "Pure Morning")

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having an assigned bedtime is hot in a "mom's in charge of this part of my life now too" way. but also, you know what else is great about it? sleeping more. turns out, that shit is good for you. maybe this girl knows what she's talking about. :)

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There is a movie where Dennis Hopper plays Detective Phil Lovecraft in 1950s LA, investigating the murder of a movie studio boss who had, earlier that day, paid a witch to do a ritual to bring Bill Shakespeare to the modern day so he could hire him to write movies. Meanwhile, a hotshot senator is holding hearings about the corrupting influence of Witchcraft, in a parody of Joe McCarthy and the Red Scare. And it SUCKS. It's called Witch Hunt, it's from 1994, and i don't suggest you watch it.

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Why hate on billionaires when daddy can just pay for the next round of surgeries

Have you SEEN our billionaires? musk and his pathetic need for love that will never come because he is a racist, unfunny, needy bitch? zuckerberg and his constant attempt to stay cool and relevant only to sink billions chasing VR? peter teil puppeteering our vice president for his gross fascist agenda? bill gates and his hypocritical neoliberal worldview that won't help anyone? our ancient, lying, grifting president who is so stupid narcissistic that he sabotages himself constantly?

My issue with our billionaires is that they are all SO PATHETIC. I know for a fact I could do SO MUCH MORE with a faction of the resources this rich assholes didn't earn. It's infuriating.

[christisplayroom]

the richest people on earth are also the biggest fucking losers

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it's weird that being a capitalist money-hoarding shitbag with no redeeming qualities is like... a goal for some people and not a horror to be avoided at all costs.

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a meditative matriarchal feeder caregiver can also be called an omnommomdom

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thought of a new addition: she has a pee fetish. also maybe "maternal" works better than "matriarchal." and some of these pronounciations have to be mangled to make it all rhyme... anyway:

omnomnomomomomdom

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Last night, this morning, diaper butt

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Mom made me draw a picture on my diaper this time. As you can see, i woke up hella wet.

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i'm too old to have grown up as an "Ipad kid," but i'm getting a new phone and my domme (who was, in fact, an ipad kid) is adorably excited about being able to set up my phone how she wants it. obviously it's getting full kidslox "supervision," and she's gonna put "mom-approved" games on there for me to play and restrict the websites i can visit (i predict a lot of children's cartoons on youtube and very little else). We also discussed adding "mandatory screen time" to make me play these dumb kids games or watch cartoons or whatever for at least an hour a day (which would still be part of my daily screen time limit, so if i don't have enough screen time left, i'd have to do a "chore" to earn more).

it's all very new and fun to me, honestly. like, this isn't bringing up childhood memories, so i'm able to see it almost entirely through a "kinky lens" and it seems pretty good and hot.

(obviously, i have some exceptions: i still need to use my phone at work, and listen to podcasts/music, and "adulting" with my bank and credit cards and stuff; she hasn't taken over my life quite that much, haha)

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Are you up yet?

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Diaper time?

Diaper time.

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Hello here is my soggy diaper butt for you to enjoy 😉