I ❤ diapers and burps

18+ only please / old enough to not be trusted (30+) / I like diapers and burps and techno music and weed and video games (not necessarily in that order). / Pictures are mostly me, words are mostly fiction.

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Monday morning dinner check

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Yesterday's daytime diaper. Sorry, you don't get to see my overnight diaper because it's a plain white kiddo one, so I had to write on it, and that's just for me and Mom. 😜

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big news! i'm becoming a bedwetter, thanks to some outside encouragement. apparently all i needed was the gentlest of nudges.

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this was only six month ago. i'm not wearing every night now, but i was for the first few months (with only like 3 nights without). lately i've mostly just been wearing on the weekends (with an occasional extra night during the week).

i haven't had any accidents on nights i'm not wearing a diaper yet. i still think it's bullshit to get out of bed to pee at night and we as a society should normalize overnight diapers for adults.

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brb, changing my computer's alert sounds to burps and farts and then forgetting about it until something crashes

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so i did this and i thought i was used to the various noises, but i just gave myself a jumpscare when a game crashed with a long rumbly belch.

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i occasionally still get surprised by this sometimes

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Sorry it's been a little while, haven't had much worth sharing until today. 😦

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i still can't get over how round my diaper butt looks in this one. you might be fooled into thinking i actually have an ass, but i promise you that the diaper is doing all the work.

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my new Mute Button pacifier (right, if it wasnt obvious) makes my other (adult-sized) pacifiers look so little. also lol weed.

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Sorry it's been a little while, haven't had much worth sharing until today. 😦

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my new Mute Button pacifier (right, if it wasnt obvious) makes my other (adult-sized) pacifiers look so little. also lol weed.

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also someone saying thank you after getting burped 😵‍💫

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hell yeah. there's something hot about being so polite and "remembering your manners" after doing something so gross and impolite that the entire room stops to stare at them. and again, bonus points for using a demure voice after such monstrous noises came out of that mouth..

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saying oops after a burp is literally the cutest thing

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also "'scuse me" (not "EXcuse me," just "'scuse me") bonus points for using a tiny little embarrassed voice.

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you may have noticed i haven't been posting as many bedwetting updates lately. i haven't been wearing as much during the week (i might have mentioned that in a previous post). but as a substitute, mom says I have to start using a pacifier more, and keeping it on my desk when it's not in my mouth so that i see it. she loves reminding me that i've given up so many "adult privileges" to let her make decisions for me. and to be fair, i kinda love it too (or i wouldn't have done it). like, for real, i never expected that asking someone what i can have for lunch could be an erotic question. and the way she phrases the answer is becoming more passive and infantilizing - at first it was "you should get..." then it started to be "you can have..." and now it's "let's get you..." (disclaimer: it's not entirely up to her. we had a discussion about what my lunch options are when i'm at work, and what i do and don't like. and sometimes work buys us lunch or my coworker wants to get a pizza or something, so i get to have that without "asking for permission")

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If you follow me for the diaper kink posts, sorry about the burp kink posts, and vice versa. 😜

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do You have a formative burp memory? 👀👀👀

well, a big part of it for me is that I don't/can't burp except occasionally on accident. The whole "fetishizing your own shortcomings" thing (is that a thing?).

But also, when I was younger, I had a crush on one of my sister's friends, and one day she left a silly answering machine message and ended it with a big deep burp and I definitely had a... reaction when I heard it, lol. That's the first time I can remember that I knew burps were A Thing for me.

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hey, fellow early-morning pervert! :)

sorry if you've answered this before and i missed it, but was there a "formative burp" for you? in other words, when did you realize you really *really* liked burps?

i don't remember one specific one that was more formative than others tbh 🤔

definitely the scene with templeton from charlotte's web was a big one; it always made me feel so Weird lol like i should not have been enjoying it. also in the BFG when he says burping is rude and the lil girl says something like "huh i've always found it kind of fun to burp" rlly shocked me bc i had no idea that was like,, an acceptable perspective that someone could have lol

though my biggest memory might have been when i was a little kid, i, my sister, and our friend were pretending to be ghosts, and one of the things we did to haunt some imaginary people was to pick up bottles and drink from them, and my thoughts started racing a second after it started because i Knew the most like,, narratively likely thing would be to burp afterwards, how that would be Right in this situation—and my friend actually DID. and then my sister did too; that was when i found out she knew how to burp on command and i got super mad at her for being impolite lmfao. now that im recalling this i wonder how that moment wouldve gone if my sister hadnt been there and it was just my friend whom i loved (and still do love) doing this activity that always inexplicably freaked me out lolol

i've also mentioned this one before but i used to stay up at night thinking about a fancy lady burping out loud at a gala and being like "ahaha my stomach always comes up with the best things for me to say!"

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scenario that's probably only of interest to me: diapered goth girl wiggling around on my (also diapered) lap, drinking from a sippy cup so she wets her diaper and also burps in my face.

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Soggy Saturday. Is that a thing? It should be if it isn't already.

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Morning diapers from last weekend. Yes I wrote something on the kiddo, no i won't tell you what it says 😜