a decanter of sherry and a vast reluctance

Academic fannish type, trying to find her way in a brave new Tumblr world. Known elsewhere as "yunitsa".

[hillergoodspeed]

the battle of alexander at issus by albrecht alfdorer if i got to choose what went on the giant sign that floated over the world

[goodsirs]

Our Flag Means Death 2.06 "Calypso's Birthday"

[mobydyke]

why does a story have to be true? is it not enough for it to give me indescribable power and authority over my peers

[mobydyke]

[alien-ashtronaut]

[skulandcrossbones]

We're whim-prone, as you said. And...sometimes it's nice just to be...patient, and wait. -> ofmd 2x05

[ofmdaily]

-- can we take it slow?

[baggnshield]

🥺🥺🥺 they're back

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[shesnake]

you're gonna go to the hardware store

you're gonna get some joint COMpound

you're gonna get some CAULK and you're gonna caulk that shit!

uhhh fyi I'm not your fucking gopher

fyi FYI??? YOU CAULKED IT UP YOUR GONNA CAULK IT OUT!

okay I would love to, but my licence is expired. F. Y. I!

you drove in this morninggg

Sydney :) you wanna help? you can take him

time out, I'll uber, thank you (oh, grow up!)

surge rates fucko!

Voting ended onAug 21, 2023

[goodomensgifs]

[snek-eyes]

#when you’ve been married for eternity but also you just started dating tonight but also you won’t confess your love for another 80 years (@dollsome-does-tumblr)

[artyphex]

I ate the fucking cricket

[rylandsgrace]

You are... you are determined, I see, to have no curiosity. You are wise. But I cannot be wise.

Emma. (2020) // Good Omens (2019 - )

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

GOOD OMENS - 2.06 Every Day

[aanakin]

GOOD OMENS S2E02 The Clue

[bluesidedown]

entering my florence + the machine era

[laurelindorenan]

i've been thinking about @saxifrage-wreath's tags for a month