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Knight/Mira | 21+ | All/Any [Puttingiconartisthereshortly] Just so I can browse tumblr without being yoinked by security.

[faketype]

hedgehog stew

[zeroblogshere]

HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY

[good-ass-posts]

[videolottery]

In big walk what do you guys call your this

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[academicblorbo]

That's what ancient Greek philosophy is like

[macholatcho]

Slaps eclipse(gently) this bitch can hold so much love and recovery

Actual #TRUTH

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[ID: Tag that says, "#options > add salt". End ID]

[ratsquinks]

absurd lightbulb proportions on this animal

[knightmira]

@dr9com9ge-ix

[prokopetz]

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

[prokopetz]

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

[vexheart]

This

[mosslingg]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[image description: glowing blue text floating above tile in an unknown, dark location. It is shown at an angle slightly away from the viewer, and reads, in all uppercase: "You will survive, but you will become someone else." In the bottom right corner is the text: Omar Hussain ./ end description]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[spac3zi11y]

Around the year 200, people just decided to build a whole bunch of theme parks. That year is also where a lot of us come from. But not me, or you, for that matter. We just get to see their ruins...

[moviequotes3]

i met agent 47 in an elevator today and i asked him what mission he was on and he said he couldnt say its top secret and then winked at me covertly and said he will try to get a good ranking. and i think he will.

[phillip-bankss]

[crabanarchy]

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

[teathattast]

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[magicratfingers]

did u remember to be a weird little freak today

[swordy-da-goat]

drawing my current dnd character who is having a horrible time