“would you like to have sex”
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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“would you like to have sex”
The silver doe was nothing, nothing compared with Ron’s reappearance, he could not believe it. Shuddering with cold, he caught up the pile of clothes still lying at the water’s edge and began to pull them on. As he dragged sweater after sweater over his head, Harry stared at Ron, half expecting him to have disappeared every time he lost sight of him, and yet he had to be real: he had just dived into the pool, he had saved Harry’s life.
when are we as a society going to stop pretending to enjoy the taste of beer
the real way to cast a patronus
Draco: Pansy! I've finally discovered the secret to casting a Patronus! Those Gryffindor bastards tried to trick us by saying you have to think of a happy memory, but REALLY you just need to think of something that makes you really really angry
Pansy: Oh yeah? What'd you think of then?
Draco: Isn't it obvious? I just thought of Potter's stupid face
Pansy: Oh Draco
Draco: Thought of him laughing with his friends
Pansy: Stop it this is too much–
Draco: Facing me down and smirking at me with that stupid mouth
Pansy: I'm going to cry
Draco: Flying on his broom like he fucking owns the whole sky, doing all those fancy tricks and making it look so easy–
Pansy: ALRIGHT alright. Enough. So you thought of Potter and finally cast a corporeal Patronus? What animal?
Draco: It was a LION Pansy. A glorious, beautiful, powerful LION
Pansy: A– A lion? A Gryffindo–
Draco: JUST A LION A FIERCE LION TO PROTECT ME FOREVER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH PANSY MY LION
you are my heart.
you are my universe.
you are my sun.
u my bitch
100. The Golden Trio all kept in contact with Hagrid after graduating, but while Ron and Harry sometimes forget to write him in between their work, it was Hermoine who could always find the time to tell Hagrid how her day has been and ask him how his animals are doing. Hagrid greatly appreciated this.
just bc Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone turns 20 y/o!!!
Am I really bisexual or do I just like men because they give me attention: a novel by me
So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy
Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy
All I need in life is alcohol and sex. The rest doesn't matter
I either feel on top of the world or I want to shave my head and slice my wrists there's no in between
Draco Lucius Malfoy (b. 5 June, 1980) was a pure-blood wizardand the only son of Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy (née Black). The son of a Death Eater, Draco was raised to believe strongly in the importance of blood purity. He attented Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from 1991 to 1998 and was sorted into Slytheryn house. During his years at Hogwarts, he became friends with Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Pansy Parkinson, and other fellow Slytherins, while he quickly developed a rivalry with Harry Potter. (insp. x)