ojovivo
will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
RMH

ellievsbear
Misplaced Lens Cap
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
sheepfilms
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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tannertan36

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almost home
we're not kids anymore.
Cosimo Galluzzi
Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du

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@pancakistan
Pick me up like this
“That woman’s tongue can change my credit score.”
The pain of walking through Wrigleyville is bad enough. Why would you go to a bar there? No, sir. Not today. U of I grads? UGH. I went that school. I KNOW ABOUT THEM DUDES AND THEIR FLIP FLOPS. –shudders–
The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
If you read this we’re dating now, no choice.
maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options
answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
scam caller: hello, how are you today?
me: great!
scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.
me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though
scam caller: what?
me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?
scam caller:
me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?
scam caller:
me: I was just wondering, is all
scam caller: why did you answer?
me:
me: what?
scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?
me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.
scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.
me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal
scam caller: my goal?
me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.
scam caller: well, can I scam you?
me:
me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
me, baffled: sure, you can try
scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer
me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.
scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.
me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.
scam caller: You answered today.
me: …touché?
scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.
Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend
i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird
things i love:
-space
-the ocean
things i am terrified of:
-space
-the ocean
Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
sometimes self care is just telling yourself that you can always try again tomorrow