I no longer aim to be normal, sorry

As a child I dreamt of fitting in, as an adult I know I was simply in the wrong place.

[sportsthoughts]

more Beloved Kathy from lauren kyle’s insta

[goalpads]

“i’m not 22… at least like, 25 🥴” he’s so cute and cheeky

[fairybreadevangelist]

yes, yes!

evgeni malkin, 4th december 2025

[softcurveballs]

oh i’m ill

[rimouskis]

you know amongst all the contractgate drama I feel like we forgot sid has a commissioned painting of him, geno and kris in his home

[rimouskis]

as if sid was letting these guys walk

[top-cheese]

i can um. i can sorta guess.

[sidsrockingchair]

[suiheisen]

helping his giggly, not-so-secretly injured husband get dressed.... the rituals are intricate

[brainrot-palace]

ROCKY MOUNTAIN SLUTTERY

[maggiemack29]

Also still at the restaurant…. Perfect for this moment. This is clearly what she was singing about. Damn who knew that little guy had an ass like that….. rambling

[pandabob1]

@toomerrymaiden I love this for fic related reasons 😍

[icedbatik]

Thanks, Ty.

[fazmid]

all the canadian cities with losing NHL teams wish they were us so bad. unburdened by their crushing failure

[pandabob1]

@toomerrymaiden

[trans1oa]

(x)

[freebooter4ever]

#did NOT know what to caption this hes soo hot

[freebooter4ever]

his bashful side makes me giggle :) i want to know what he said to ilya about the 150000 check :P also lol that somehow ilya wound up holding the goofy chef guy after this

[pandabob1]

@toomerrymaiden 😍

[goaliegossip]

anon - hi, i have some gossip about malkin. he was seen in a bar in Moscow. people who were there said that he got divorced (or is in the process of getting divorced). he was in the vip room with girls.

[freebooter4ever]

gosh he's sexy

[lovesthepens]

Geno’s going to become a pickleball player after his hockey retirement.

[freebooter4ever]

its not pickleball!! ahahaha this is pickleball:

nerd sport played by old people, children, and bored teenagers in washington state during the two days its not raining and their parents force them to go outside. see the solid paddle and the wiffle ball with holes? g is playing paddle tennis with a much Bigger Thicker (oh god) racket

and a bigger court I think? also apparently you can use the walls in paddle tennis. i dunno i grew up in washington we just played pickleball and normal tennis. from articles i have read paddle tennis is more similar to ping pong which is why i was 100% certain geno was gonna dominate this tournament 😅 he is very good at ping pong.

[freebooter4ever]

cracks me up that for all his competitive spirit, g is not a braggart. not a single post about his tournament on his social media. its like he just didnt participate, haha. he wants to win but he doesn't necessarily care who knows about it.

[goatisbetheres]

the way his face lights up talking about his fika date with nate: "nate mackinnon said he's gonna try some fika" "sounds like a good idea <333"

[annieqattheperipheral]